Cults

[Praxeas]

Originally Posted by missourimary

Are you serious?!?! This thread isn't about nothing, it's about everything! This may be the most diverse yet unanimously agreed upon thread in the history of AFF.

Never watched Seinfeld?

[missourimary]

Originally Posted by Praxeas

Never watched Seinfeld?

Nope. Of course not. I'm Apostolic! Watches are of the debil. So are rings and necklaces. Too much gold and jewelry and costly... stuff. You liberals are ruining this thread, with your talk about watches. You think we need watches? How does wearing a watch make a person a part of a cult? You lazy liberal! Get a cell phone and you won't need a watch! You shouldn't have a watch in service anyway. Focusing on the clock instead of the preacher!

Oh, wait, that sounds like a voice from AFF's past...

[Pro31:28]

Originally Posted by missourimary

Nope. Of course not. I'm Apostolic! Watches are of the debil. So are rings and necklaces. Too much gold and jewelry and costly... stuff. You liberals are ruining this thread, with your talk about watches. You think we need watches? How does wearing a watch make a person a part of a cult? You lazy liberal! Get a cell phone and you won't need a watch! You shouldn't have a watch in service anyway. Focusing on the clock instead of the preacher!

Oh, wait, that sounds like a voice from AFF's past...

When a blue whale dives into the water, its head is already deeper than most scuba divers dare to go before its tail leaves the surface of the water.