Pulpit Bloopers.

[Sabby]

Heard one preacher (now a district superintendent) talk about the unrichable searches of Jesus Christ! He was plain excited.

Heard another at bible college describing as "over easy" the yolk of Jesus Christ.
In chapel, no less!

A preacher gave his all in a sermon about taking the Kingdom for the Lord, and describing the angel of the Lord with Joshua. He was doing fine and came to a point in the message expecting some hearty "amens!". After repeating himself three times and being a little puzzled why folks were grinning and nodding instead of shouting he said one last time,
"the Lord said to Joshua, "Take your feet off! You're standing on holy ground", !

[sandie]

Originally Posted by Sabby

Heard one preacher (now a district superintendent) talk about the unrichable searches of Jesus Christ! He was plain excited.

Heard another at bible college describing as "over easy" the yolk of Jesus Christ.
In chapel, no less!

A preacher gave his all in a sermon about taking the Kingdom for the Lord, and describing the angel of the Lord with Joshua. He was doing fine and came to a point in the message expecting some hearty "amens!". After repeating himself three times and being a little puzzled why folks were grinning and nodding instead of shouting he said one last time,
"the Lord said to Joshua, "Take your feet off! You're standing on holy ground", !

By the third time I would have given new meaning to "rolling in the isles"!

[Sam]

Originally Posted by Sabby

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A preacher gave his all in a sermon about taking the Kingdom for the Lord, and describing the angel of the Lord with Joshua. He was doing fine and came to a point in the message expecting some hearty "amens!". After repeating himself three times and being a little puzzled why folks were grinning and nodding instead of shouting he said one last time,
"the Lord said to Joshua, "Take your feet off! You're standing on holy ground", !

Quite a few years ago when I was still a youth, I preached at a youth service at The Church of God Our Savior, which was a storefront mission in downtown Cincinnati. I quoted the words of God to Moses as, "Take your feet off, Moses." When I realized what I said I corrected it by repeating, "Take your feet off, Moses." I don't remember outright laughing and guffaws but I felt pretty embarrassed as repeated it correctly, "Take your shoes off, Moses."