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Old 05-04-2007, 09:36 PM
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How long does the grass at your church have to be in order to be considered acceptable for a "conservative" church?
We look at grass as the male part it has to be cut and groomed regularly.
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Old 05-04-2007, 09:45 PM
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We look at grass as the male part it has to be cut and groomed regularly.
???? Maybe I shouldn't be reading in here!
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We look at grass as the male part it has to be cut and groomed regularly.


Just as I figured... The males in your church are pretty much nuetered.
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Just as I figured... The males in your church are pretty much nuetered.
Oh, low blow...pun intended. Brother Stephen, I didn't know you were so funny!
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Maybe my analogy should have been clearer. I meant like hair,
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