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Old 01-15-2009, 07:58 AM
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Memorandum

Memorandum

TO:
Jesus, Son of Joseph
Woodcrafter Carpenter Shop
Nazareth

FROM:
Jordan Management Consultants
Jerusalem

Dear Sir:

Thank you for submitting the resumes of the twelve men you have picked for management positions in your new organization. All of them have now taken our battery of tests; we have not only run the results through our computer, but also arranged personal interviews for each of them with our psychologist and vocational aptitude consultant.

It is the staff opinion that most of your nominees are lacking in background, education and vocational aptitude for the type of enterprise you are undertaking. They do not have the team concept. We would recommend that you continue your search for persons of experience in managerial ability and proven capability.

Simon Peter is emotionally unstable and given to fits of temper.

Andrew has absolutely no qualities of leadership.

The two brothers, James and John, the sons of Zebedee, place personal interest above company loyalty.

Thomas demonstrates a questioning attitude that would tend to undermine morale.

We feel that it is our duty to tell you that Matthew has been blacklisted by the Greater Jerusalem Better Business Bureau.

James, the son of Alphaeus, and Thaddaeus definitely have radical leanings, and they both registered a high score on the manic depressive scale.

One of the candidates, however, shows great potential. He is a man of ability and resourcefulness, meets people well, has a keen business mind and has contacts in high places. He is highly motivated, ambitious and responsible. We recommend Judas Iscariot as your controller and right-hand man. All of the other profiles are self-explanatory.

We wish you every success in your new venture.

Sincerely yours,

Jordan Management Consultants.



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Old 01-15-2009, 10:12 AM
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Re: Memorandum

That's funny, and very true. They wouldn't get far today, would they?
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Old 01-15-2009, 11:06 AM
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Re: Memorandum

Some one at Church read that one resulting in many snickers.
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Re: Memorandum

Great food for thought. Makes us all think about how God may choose those we think are unqualified.

I was on the phone the other day with a pastor friend. He began to describe this person he didn't care for; Male, lost, long hair, no regard for God's Word, alcoholic, grungy, and so on. When he was done, I told him, sounds like me before I was saved.

He appreciated me pointing out how he may have drawn conclusions not pleasing to God.

I'm so glad the Lord can take a curse and turn it into a blessing! I'm living proof!

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