Terrorists in the Church

[Sam]

Terrorists in the church

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in some of our churches. Church security identifies these as Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Ben Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin. Their leader, Osama Bin Lucifer, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy the pastors and the churches. Earlier reports of a sixth group proved false. A tiny cell known by the name of Bin Workin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. This group appears to be very weak. It is easy to detect because it is the only group that is active in service to Christ. Unlike the true terrorist cells, the Bin Workin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along. Bin Workin visibly does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Workin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Prayin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return. Which cell group do you belong to?