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06-22-2009, 09:53 PM
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I Am Going To Get Old Fast!
On Saturday after dinner my wife went to the bedroom to lie down & I was in my Office on the computer.
Kristin my oldest came to the Office & said, "Dad, Mom wants you to clean the table, do the dishes, & put the dises away!"
I said, "Okay" & proceeded to do so.
Later that evening I was lying in bed with my wife reading a book & Kristin came to the door.
My wife just mentioned, "Did you clean the table, wash the dishes....."
I interrupted her & said, "Yeah, Yeah, do you have Alzheimer's? You already said it--it is done!"
Kristin is almost on the floor in hysterics & I said, "You are laughing because I said mom has Alzheimer's?"
She is almost rolling on the floor by now.
My wife says to me, "I asked "HER" to clean the table, wash the dishes, put them away!"
Kids!!!!!!!! 
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06-22-2009, 10:04 PM
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Re: I Am Going To Get Old Fast!
Sounds like a future politician 
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06-22-2009, 10:06 PM
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Re: I Am Going To Get Old Fast!
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Sounds like a future politician |
Or a female Jacob! 
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06-23-2009, 08:33 AM
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Re: I Am Going To Get Old Fast!
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Originally Posted by Ron
On Saturday after dinner my wife went to the bedroom to lie down & I was in my Office on the computer.
Kristin my oldest came to the Office & said, "Dad, Mom wants you to clean the table, do the dishes, & put the dises away!"
I said, "Okay" & proceeded to do so.
Later that evening I was lying in bed with my wife reading a book & Kristin came to the door.
My wife just mentioned, "Did you clean the table, wash the dishes....."
I interrupted her & said, "Yeah, Yeah, do you have Alzheimer's? You already said it--it is done!"
Kristin is almost on the floor in hysterics & I said, "You are laughing because I said mom has Alzheimer's?"
She is almost rolling on the floor by now.
My wife says to me, "I asked "HER" to clean the table, wash the dishes, put them away!"
Kids!!!!!!!! |
Going to?
And your kid lied, did she get in trouble?
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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06-23-2009, 09:15 AM
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Not riding the train
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Re: I Am Going To Get Old Fast!
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Going to?
And your kid lied, did she get in trouble?
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No kitchen utensils allowed!!!
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06-23-2009, 09:21 AM
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Re: I Am Going To Get Old Fast!
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Originally Posted by Ron
On Saturday after dinner my wife went to the bedroom to lie down & I was in my Office on the computer.
Kristin my oldest came to the Office & said, "Dad, Mom wants you to clean the table, do the dishes, & put the dises away!"
I said, "Okay" & proceeded to do so.
Later that evening I was lying in bed with my wife reading a book & Kristin came to the door.
My wife just mentioned, "Did you clean the table, wash the dishes....."
I interrupted her & said, "Yeah, Yeah, do you have Alzheimer's? You already said it--it is done!"
Kristin is almost on the floor in hysterics & I said, "You are laughing because I said mom has Alzheimer's?"
She is almost rolling on the floor by now.
My wife says to me, "I asked "HER" to clean the table, wash the dishes, put them away!"
Kids!!!!!!!! |
LOL!!!
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06-23-2009, 10:17 AM
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Re: I Am Going To Get Old Fast!
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
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Not even the dreaded wooden spoon?
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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06-23-2009, 10:43 AM
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Re: I Am Going To Get Old Fast!
Actually, it was very clever of her & she was pranking Dad! 
Thing she only gets away with it once!
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06-23-2009, 11:39 AM
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Re: I Am Going To Get Old Fast!
Females learn trickery at a young age.
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There they can find plenty of fault.
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06-23-2009, 12:49 PM
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Re: I Am Going To Get Old Fast!
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Originally Posted by Ron
Actually, it was very clever of her & she was pranking Dad!
Thing she only gets away with it once! |
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait until she's a teenager............ 
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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