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Originally Posted by notofworks
Seriously??
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Well, Jesus said that if we pray according to His will then we get everything we ask for. It's His will for people to throw baseballs 90 mph, so as long as I pray it in the right way then I get fast answers. But that's only because I'm holier than most other prayer warriors.
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Originally Posted by notofworks
So evidently, you hold on fervently, humble yourself unconditionally, empty yourself completely, shout loudly, pray zealously, dance ambitiously, and meditate sincerely.
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And jump wildly. I forgot that one!
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