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Originally Posted by RandyWayne
Naw, you just need a good woman with long uncut hair.
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Yeah. A prayer warrior. One who spends the day interceding for lost souls. A prophetess. A great and noble woman, an enriching, caring woman. A goodly woman who loves God before all. Possesses most of the Gifts of the spirit. An evangelizer. She speaks at women's conferences. Because of her, thousands, maybe even more, accepted Christ into their hearts. Then she comes home one night, after baptizing three people, and watching them receive the wonderful gift of the Holy Ghost, she sits down, starts thinking, and realizes that in her 23 years of living for the Lord, she's focused completely on the spiritual. She wonders how much she has missed of the physical world. So, she decides. "Well, let me just...cut the tips of my hair. You know, just to grow it out a little longer. After all, split ends are so unhealthy." Three years later, I'm out of church, and as I'm taking a hit off my hash pipe, I look out the window, and I see my wife jumping into a car with someone. He hands her a crack rock, and they drive away. Hmmph. I feel like we made a mistake somewhere. Oh well. *puff puff puff*
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