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Re: Well hellooooo.
How bout, In The Name Of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, who is the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost/Spirit, The King Of The Jews, I Plunge Thy Head Underwater, YOU WILL DIE, and then YOU WILL COME BACK UP A NEW BEING with the opportunity to receive the gift of the Holy Ghost, which will be evidenced by the speaking of tongues after full repentance. Now please sign this contract, and ignore all the small print. IN JAAAAAAAAAAAYSUS NAMEAH! I mean...that would just about destroy all the confusion....which is not of God according to the bible...right?
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1 John 4:8 He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love.
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