I attend the Church of AFF

Who is the Pastor of the AFF Church? Who is the Assistant Pastor? What about the Minister of Music and Special Singers and Musicians? Must we type always wearing long sleeves OR are short sleeves allowed? Hair up or down? What about colored pantyhose on women? Are they allowed? These all must be decided!!!

Originally Posted by mizpeh

Could this forum or any Christian forum take the place of the traditional church setting as we know it? We have fellowship with other Christians here. We discuss the Bible here. We pray for each other here. We encourage and edify one another here. There are ministers who have been called of God here. I've felt the presence of the Lord while reading some of the posts here. What more could I want from a church?

Would it be pleasing to God if I just had church here and maybe sent my tithes and offerings to the owners of AFF instead of going to my usual church?

[Malvaro]

I feel some spirit moving in this place.... not sure it's the Spirit, but some spirit....

I want to be the old lady who doesn't pay tithes but then complains on how the church spends its money... either that or the one who just screams with no warning at a quiet point of the service and scares the people around her half to death...

[Old Paths]

Welcome to the DIYC
(Do It Yourself Church)

Now that you have repented (or least that's what you said) it's time to get baptized (not that you HAVE to submit to water baptism, but hey why not!) so go down to the pool and duck yourself or shower (sprinkle... Whatever floats your boat. ).

Be sure and don't say ANYTHING when baptizing, you wouldn't want to offend someone.

Oh yeah those tithes?

Send them to TBN.

No need for a preacher at the DIYC.

[Scott Hutchinson]

Will anybody vote for me as The Bishop Of AFF ?

[tamor]

Originally Posted by Sheltiedad

I want to be the old lady who doesn't pay tithes but then complains on how the church spends its money... either that or the one who just screams with no warning at a quiet point of the service and scares the people around her half to death...

[The Mrs]

Originally Posted by Malvaro

Who's going to build the new 3D sanctuary??? See http://churchoffools.com for an example....

This would never fly...the women's hair isn't long enough, and they are all wearing pants.

Originally Posted by Sheltiedad

either that or the one who just screams with no warning at a quiet point of the service and scares the people around her half to death...

Not her, dude... ANYONE but her...

[tamor]

Originally Posted by The Mrs

This would never fly...the women's hair isn't long enough, and they are all wearing pants.

Yeah, but didn't you read my post? I wanna be the woman pastor! And I have short hair and wear pants. And I think we all need to wear red spiked heels to church every Sunday!

[Monkeyman]

Originally Posted by Malvaro

I feel some spirit moving in this place.... not sure it's the Spirit, but some spirit....

The good news is that when I read this I had to run the aisles...the bad news is that I am in my living room and my wife asked me to stop that and wants me to put my laptop away!