5 Things AFF Doesn't Know About Me! - Page 3

Ron · #1 02-11-2009, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On

I once shot a cat.........

I always knew you wuz a Redneck!

Pressing-On · #2 02-11-2009, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron

I always knew you wuz a Redneck!

Do you remember that thread when the house came down over that one?!

Ron · #3 02-11-2009, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Do you remember that thread when the house came down over that one?!

My Alzheimer's must be acting up again!

Pressing-On · #4 02-11-2009, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron

My Alzheimer's must be acting up again!

I guess I won't refresh your memory on that one. I hate cats. I have one now, to keep mice and snakes away. I simply call him "Gato".

Elizabeth · #5 02-11-2009, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron

My Alzheimer's must be acting up again!

Ron I think that is happening a lot to you lately!

tbpew · #6 02-11-2009, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On

I once shot a cat.........

now 'yer talking.
since your a fan of Texas toast.....

Was it with your brother's super fan dangled 30-06,
from behind a fallen willow tree,
through the open barn doors,
during a tornado,
with only the light of Orion's belt

...and you hit its little tinker 'bell' square and sent that sent that rascal jumping 12 feet vertical!

Come on, Texas stories and guns really need a lot of "lanniappe" (sorry I've been out of 'nawlins for over 25 years and have forgotten how to spell 'dem crazy frenchy words.

Pressing-On · #7 02-11-2009, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by tbpew

now 'yer talking.
since your a fan of Texas toast.....

Was it with your brother's super fan dangled 30-06,
from behind a fallen willow tree,
through the open barn doors,
during a tornado,
with only the light of Orion's belt

...and you hit its little tinker 'bell' square and sent that sent that rascal jumping 12 feet vertical!

Come on, Texas stories and guns really need a lot of "lanniappe" (sorry I've been out of 'nawlins for over 25 years and have forgotten how to spell 'dem crazy frenchy words.

Oh the drama!!!! I simply laid on the floor, opened the door with the barrel of my rifle and shot him in the head. Dropped dead on the spot - that is marksmanship!!! He was committing adultery with the neighbor's cat!

Ron · #8 02-11-2009, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Oh the drama!!!! I simply laid on the floor, opened the door with the barrel of my rifle and shot him in the head. Dropped dead on the spot - that is marksmanship!!! He was committing adultery with the neighbor's cat!

I guess people won't be putting you in charge of dealing with people who commit adultery!

Margies3 · #9 02-11-2009, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Cindy

True story. I was in Dallas visiting my sister. My husband called me and told me I needed to come home, because he didn't know how to use the dishwasher.
Before we married he did not wash dishes, after he used them, he threw them away, and bought new ones.

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Originally Posted by Elizabeth

Ok here's a horrible one:

I skipped school to smoke pot with a friend. (I know that just destroys my image but OH WELL)

Well I think we had a hard time lighting the joint or what ever-

So we found an opened station wagon and proceeded to smoke!

The car was filled with noxious fumes (because of the pot smoking)

When suddenly from no where comes out a mom and 3 small kids!

She opened the door and said what in the world are you doing!!!

We ran out and down the street laughing of course..when suddenly the mom in her smoke filled station wagon drove by with all the windows rolled down!