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Re: Grammar!
Okay, I've been away from AFF for a while... but it appears I've returned at the perfect time 'cause I am LOVING this topic. Our pastor (who is also my step-dad) can BUTCHER the King's English like no one you know! I used to have what I called "Pastor's Dictionary". Some examples:
We have a lady in the church from Samoa... and he says she's "Samolian" (instead of Samoan).
He gets "one iota" mixed up with "one bit"... and says "one iota bit".
When he's stressing a point, he combines "period" with "point blank"... and will say something like "And that's how it is. Period blank."
Okay, I'll stop now.
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