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Old 06-03-2008, 01:40 PM
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Just think of all the rich people we'll attract. We can even get Steve Muncie to preach a prosperity plan
And Mike Murdock can help him!!
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you guys are gettin carried away, manipulation is bad girls, dt
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mmm uh huh, sure, lol
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Re: AFF AllStar Staff Draft: If you had a mega-chu
Thanks Dan!

I LOVE MY NEW ASSIGNMENT!!!!!!

Mature Singles Rule!!!!
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Thanks Dan!

I LOVE MY NEW ASSIGNMENT!!!!!!

Mature Singles Rule!!!!
We started that one this past week in our church. A group of us are going to meet monthly and do something fun. I agree...MATURE singles rule!
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We started that one this past week in our church. A group of us are going to meet monthly and do something fun. I agree...MATURE singles rule!
they ususally have more money too, lol,dt
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i agree renda, not good, ever, dt
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Re: AFF AllStar Staff Draft: If you had a mega-chu
Okay, here goes, just for kicks.

I don't believe in two-headed monsters so the lead pastor would be........Deacon Blues!


The Church Administrator would be James Griffin.

The next level of leadership would be a Church Council comprised of several departmental heads who are all ministers of the Gospel.

Continuing Adult Education Pastor would be Miss Brattified.

Personal Growth and Discipleship Pastor would be Mizpeh.

Spiritual Disciplines Pastor would be Amos.

Activities and Athletics Pastor would be Daniel Alicea.

Missions Pastor would be Keith4Him.

Education Pastor would be Doug Ellingsworth (even though he no longer posts here!)

Personal Cronies and welcoming committeee would be RevDWW, Freeatlast, RevRandy, Divided Thigh, Heavenly One and Stephen Hoover.
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Personal Cronies and welcoming committeee would be RevDWW, Freeatlast, RevRandy, Divided Thigh, Heavenly One and Stephen Hoover.
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with mustard and relish.....on rye....
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