Old Sayings... - Page 10

kristian's_mom · #91 10-08-2009, 11:51 PM

If you were blocking something, my older sister would say, "Your Daddy ain't a glass maker!"

MawMaw · #92 10-09-2009, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by kristian's_mom

I still hear this one from my husband

When my mother was angry she would say, "I've got a crow to pick with you!"

Her cuss word was "shoot poot!"

My aunt used to tell us kids that we could make a preacher cuss. Or she would say, "It's hotter in here than a whore in church!"

My mama would say........I've got a bone to pick with you! LOL

MawMaw · #93 10-09-2009, 02:25 AM

Mister you are gettin too big for your britches!

Well that just takes the cake!

Give em down the country!

freeatlast · #94 10-09-2009, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by kristian's_mom

I still hear this one from my husband

When my mother was angry she would say, "I've got a crow to pick with you!"

Her cuss word was "shoot poot!"

My aunt used to tell us kids that we could make a preacher cuss. Or she would say, "It's hotter in here than a whore in church!"

my dad usta say that, he (or someone) was as nervous as a whore in church

Esther · #95 10-09-2009, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Neck

What does that have to do with the price of eggs in China?

Heard that one a lot also.

Esther · #96 10-09-2009, 08:33 AM

It's as hot as a cat on a hot tin roof.

Margies3 · #97 10-09-2009, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by kristian's_mom

If you were blocking something, my older sister would say, "Your Daddy ain't a glass maker!"

My dad would say, "You make a better door than you do a window."

One of his favorite sayings was, "A little hard work never killed anybody!" (keep in mind that he died at work. Just fell over dead one day, gone before he hit the floor. I think he was wrong, don't you?)

And because he was a VERY early riser, if you slept until 7:00, Dad would be at the bottom of the stairs calling up, "What're you gonna do - sleep your life away?"

Then if you didn't get up, he's call up, "Another minute and I'm coming up there with a bucket of water." (He was serious! I've had him do it!)

Sinatra · #98 10-09-2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by kristian's_mom

If you were blocking something, my older sister would say, "Your Daddy ain't a glass maker!"

Mom always said, "I can't see through muddy water."

OneAccord · #99 10-09-2009, 04:02 PM

"Do you want me to stop this car????"

"Do you want me to come back there?" (Spoken to us kids in the back seat while Mom was driving the car. I really would have liked to seen that!)

And my all time favorite....

"This is gonna hurt me a lot more than its gonna hurt you!" (Just before she beat the tar out of me!)

Scott Hutchinson · #**100** 10-09-2009, 04:39 PM

Here's one I'm more nervous than a cat in a roof full of rocking chairs.