Dancing: Ever acceptable outside Shockamoo?

[Purple]

Originally Posted by sandie

You mean like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RotANXM3dvo

If my sides split from laughing at this, I'm holding you personally responsible!:

[shag]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS because the Angels demand it. You little effeminate clean shaven preachers need to repent and come into the new dispensation of the Hair on the Face for a Saving Grace TRUTH OF ALL AGES and join me to take the world. All I have to do it shake it and angels take off like rockets. Bald headed men have to get them some hair because all men have to have a covering and LOTS OF IT!

Finally...somebody shows up on this forum with the real genuine 'nointin. Im with ya AB, I got a short beard now, but if Im ever gonna amount to anything in the Kingdom, I gotta grow this thing on out there like U did!

[ThePastorsCoach]

Originally Posted by shag

Finally...somebody shows up on this forum with the real genuine 'nointin. Im with ya AB, I got a short beard now, but if Im ever gonna amount to anything in the Kingdom, I gotta grow this thing on out there like U did!

See there - in the words of the great Jack Cunningham...We are growing like wildfire! We are the fastest growing movement on the face of the earth!!!! Well... of course that was before they lost a couple million - I think that was over HALF the whole movement! HMMMMMM
But........ Any more want to join up? We don't have that great insurance yet but I can give you a title and a special 'nointin' to lay yer hair on people!

[brianmidwest]

Now let me see. I have been losing hair for the past ten years now. If all that hair fell with anointing, I have blessed the entire NE quarter of the US. The beard is a riot.

[whoami]

Originally Posted by Socialite

Who said dancing was sinful?

I haven't read all the replies, but being raised UPC, it was always taught in our church that dancing was a sin. No one was allowed to go to any sort of dance ever, even if they didn't participate in the dancing. I was once whipped and grounded for three weeks for twirling like a ballerina alone out in the middle of an 80 acre field when I was 10.

[ThePastorsCoach]

You have to get a fake beard - like the fake hair the women use to poof what they have left up or a wig - so people will THINK that they have lots of hair! Its not what it real or true - it is how you are perceived!

[sandie]

Originally Posted by Purple

If my sides split from laughing at this, I'm holding you personally responsible!:

Wish I could salsa like that little guy!

[RandyWayne]

Originally Posted by whoami

I haven't read all the replies, but being raised UPC, it was always taught in our church that dancing was a sin. No one was allowed to go to any sort of dance ever, even if they didn't participate in the dancing. I was once whipped and grounded for three weeks for twirling like a ballerina alone out in the middle of an 80 acre field when I was 10.

Ya, we always got out of square dancing in gym class for "religious reasons". Now I didn't mind getting out of it at the time but even then I saw no point in not being allowed to do it either. It is another of a list of things that I was told "simply IS" and once I was old enough to make my own decisions realized how void of all logic it was.

[RandyWayne]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

You have to get a fake beard - like the fake hair the women use to poof what they have left up or a wig - so people will THINK that they have lots of hair! Its not what it real or true - it is how you are perceived!

Ya gotta be rugged!

[whoami]

In reference to the shockamoo "dancing", has anyone ever saw documentaries on voodoo priestesses that dance when possessed? I saw one several years ago, and was blown away by how similar it was to all the "shouting" I grew up with. I'm sure all the "real apostolics" would say that's because the devil is a great impersonator... but the similarity is definitely creepy.