I Am Toast!!

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Originally Posted by Ferd

Watch it!

Hey PO, tell that puppy to go play in the street!

Originally Posted by Ferd

isnt there an old saying "Easy as shooting puppies in a barrel"?

Originally Posted by Ferd

huh. my first thought was shoot the dog. 22 bullet costs about a penny.

Originally Posted by Ferd

It costs ONE THOUSAND times more to buy a universal remote than it does to KILL THE DOG.

Getting close to your publishing deadline, Ferd?

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Originally Posted by Esther

PO you are more laughs than a barrel of monkeys.

Sister,
Some days it's no laughing matter!

[scotty]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Sister,
Some days it's no laughing matter!

Those are the days she forgets her meds.

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Originally Posted by tamor

He'll know when he steps in a hole and breaks his leg!!

Originally Posted by scotty

He oughta be happy its a hole and not a pile

:toofuuny

I've been using the "piles" in the holes along the fence line. I heard they won't dig in that place again.

Boy, this is turning into a lot of work!!!

He has his wellness checkup tomorrow!!! My husband is footing the bill. He just doesn't know it yet.





























Paying by cash helps you not to have to explain.

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Originally Posted by scotty

Those are the days she forgets her meds.

Knothead!!! I was borrowing yours!!!

[Elizabeth]

I love french toast!

We are talking about TOAST on this thread right???

No?

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Originally Posted by Jeanie

I love french toast!

We are talking about TOAST on this thread right???

No?

Hey, girl!!! I'm excited about your new venture!!!!!! Just want you to know that I will be praying for you?

[AmazingGrace]

Originally Posted by Jeanie

I love french toast!

We are talking about TOAST on this thread right???

No?

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Originally Posted by AmazingGrace

Oh I already see now... in about a week there will be a thread... PO is headed to someone nearbys home as she tries her hardest to hide from the thought that her husband who is now hospitalized from a broken leg is going to hunt down her and her doggie LOL..... Thing is we all know its not her he wants to hurt... but the lil pet.... so instead of all sending cards of get well wishes we all send her husband the airfare to put the puppy on a plane to DFW airport and send it to Ferd who gets his end revenge after all and the world is all back on its axis!

Digging has offered me a haven!

I have to think about it because he talked about planting a garden. I'm going to work that out where he's done with all the digging and weeding when I get there.

[scotty]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Knothead!!! I was borrowing yours!!!

Well if you were on my meds that explains why your husband ain't mad