Actually I figure I could just go buy an AMF bowling ball then flash the warranty card at the usher real quickly where all he would see is "AMF" in big letters and I would get the royal welcome.
You can't take it back now. You made your perspective clear.
So, I have been scouring back issues of Charisma magazine trying to decide which ministry license mill to use to get my ordination so you will read my posts and seriously consider them.
I am so excited about making that leap from worthless ignorant saint to respected minister scholar!
Go ahead and drop the extra few bucks for the doctorate and we can call you Dr. CC1.
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I hate to see you frown. So wear a bag over your head until you cheer up!
See, Libs are good for something every now and then!!
Every kingdom needs a court jester....
__________________ "It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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