Pastors/Preachers: Ever had to leave the pulpit to potty? - Page 2

John Atkinson · #11 12-21-2007, 11:29 AM

This thread is indicative that a state of boredom is reaching epic proportions...

BrotherEastman · #12 12-21-2007, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by COOPER

Pastors/Preachers: Ever had to leave the pulpit to potty?

LOL! I thought I'd never seen a question on the AFF that hasn't been asked. Anyway, to answer the question, not while I was actually preaching.

nahkoe · #13 12-21-2007, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by John Atkinson

This thread is indicative that a state of boredom is reaching epic proportions...

Indeed.

RevDWW · #14 12-21-2007, 11:35 AM

Nope. I live by the rule my momma taught me: Always go to the rest room before you get in the car or the pulpit.....you never know how long the ride my be.......

COOPER · #15 12-21-2007, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by John Atkinson

I do know of one pastor that forgot to turn the wireless mic off....Having a great sound system isn't always a blessing......

Thats hilarious!

staysharp · #16 12-21-2007, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by John Atkinson

This thread is indicative that a state of boredom is reaching epic proportions...

Souls are dying, the homeless are freezing, the children in Africa are starving and the apostolics are talking about tee tee.

Steve Epley · #17 12-21-2007, 04:59 PM

There was a woman preacher doing a radio broadcast years ago that excused herself to go to the bathroom. YEP it happened.

freeatlast · #18 12-21-2007, 05:06 PM

One preacher one time, siad in his opening remarks, "Don't nobody be running out to the bathroom, I won't preach long because I got to pee too."

Bro-Larry · #19 12-21-2007, 06:22 PM

Anybody ever hear POA's Bunch and Breeze's stand up comedy team?

Bro Breeze got a job at CVS Pharmacy. Bro AM came in for something to stop a cough. Bro Breeze gave him a box of EXLAX, a bottle of water and told him to take the whole box right now. Bro AM left in a real big hurry!

The manager yelled at Bro Breeze, "EXLAX won't stop a cough, you idiot!" "Oh, Yes it will", said Bro Breeze, "just look out there in the parking lot at Bro AM, leaning against that light pole. He's afraid to cough".

Brother Price · #20 12-21-2007, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by big-larry

Anybody ever hear POA's Bunch and Breeze's stand up comedy team?

Bro Breeze got a job at CVS Pharmacy. Bro AM came in for something to stop a cough. Bro Breeze gave him a box of EXLAX, a bottle of water and told him to take the whole box right now. Bro AM left in a real big hurry!

The manager yelled at Bro Breeze, "EXLAX won't stop a cough, you idiot!" "Oh, Yes it will", said Bro Breeze, "just look out there in the parking lot at Bro AM, leaning against that light pole. He's afraid to cough".

I did have my zipper break the first time I preached. Never forgot that my pastor loaned me a robe. Thank Jesus for Big Bibles.