How to keep your spouse from pickin' their nose

[MrRight]

This ain't even right!

[Praxeas]

Originally Posted by Drama Queen

I keep tellin' NLYP the same thing... but he keeps stickin' his finger in there!

Now that's a thread worth starting...... "How to keep your spouse from pickin' their nose"

punch them in the nose next time it's in there?

[rgcraig]

MOW that picture is disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ferd]

Stop Trying To Change Your Husband.

[NLYP]

Lets start discussin Drama Queens Habits...shall we??

And I do not dig for gold....but I aint afraid to get the booger out either!

LOL

[Margies3]

Originally Posted by NLYP

Lets start discussin Drama Queens Habits...shall we??

And I do not dig for gold....but I aint afraid to get the booger out either!

LOL

but couldn't you at least do that in private?

by the way, do you clean the noses of your "clients" before you lay them out? I'm seriously curious about that. Because I've wondered before - what if someone died while they had a cold and then they were laid out looking all beautiful and made-up in the caskets, but people walking up could look right up their noses. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Walk and Talk]

I've a nose picking friend that is constantly fishing for hairs to pluck and other stuff. If we see him also fishing for finger food (real stuff like a can of almonds or chips in the bag), we no longer share in the same finger food. He will have it all to himself. He would often then wipe his fingers on his seat cushion. Didn't make me want to handle anything he had handled.

He slowed down doing it when I started saying, "Oh, your nose bothers you - right?" Or, "Got a tickle hair?" His wife must have talked to him when she saw me saying such, because he seemed to slow down on his nose and finger activity - for awhile.

This guy has been a upper echelon professional; is older in the Lord; is a genuinely a nice guy; and in most other areas, has his act together.

Too bad you can't take a movie of them doing it and show it back to them.

[Carpenter]

Here is a sure fire way...

Go buy a Jalepeno, cut it in half and while NYLP is driving take his hand (it will be the Right hand...most likely the one he does the pickin with), and without him knowing rub his fingers with the Jalepeno...and just wait to see what happens...and pray his eyes don't itch before he needs to mine the green gold!



...Oh and let me know when you are going to do this...it may be worth the price of a plane ticket.

[myhaloisintheshop]

Originally Posted by Coonskinner

Have him smear a little dab of what the chicken leaves behind on the ends of his favorite finger. Works every time.

It also helps stop folks who have a habit of licking their lips if you use it like chapstick.

Just a couple of old folk remedies from the past.

You gotta visit this website

ilovechickenpoop.com



BTW--it is really great chapstick.

[NLYP]

I Would Like To Point Out That My Wife Has Just Informed Me That She Did Not Start This Thead And Did Not Know It Even Exsisted!!!!!
Attention You Whimpy Lilly Livered Member Of The Admin Team That Loves To Torment Me!!!! When You Least Expect It.....expect It!!!!!!!!!!!!