Where is that great shepherd of the sheep, OGATT?

[Rev]

Originally Posted by ogatt

all i know is that shepard in the good book of luke that went lookin for that sheep has got more patience than me.

The bible doesn't mention a shepherd in the book of Luke!

You haven't been reading "Field and Stream" again have you?

[AmazingGrace]

Originally Posted by Rev

The bible doesn't mention a shepherd in the book of Luke!

You haven't been reading "Field and Stream" again have you?

[ogatt]

Originally Posted by Rev

The bible doesn't mention a shepherd in the book of Luke!

You haven't been reading "Field and Stream" again have you?

4 What man of you, having an hundred sheep, if he lose one of them, doth not leave the ninety and nine ain the wilderness, and go after that which is blost, until he find it?
5 And when he hath found it, he layeth it on his shoulders, rejoicing.

i aint ever found a hundred people that will line up

[Rev]

Originally Posted by ogatt

4 What man of you, having an hundred sheep, if he lose one of them, doth not leave the ninety and nine ain the wilderness, and go after that which is blost, until he find it?
5 And when he hath found it, he layeth it on his shoulders, rejoicing.

i aint ever found a hundred people that will line up

You didn't say sheep you said shepherd.

Have you ever been to Fur's! Lines get pretty long!

[ogatt]

Originally Posted by Rev

You didn't say sheep you said shepherd.

Have you ever been to Fur's! Lines get pretty long!

whose belly is their God. That makes furs the temple.
they sure line up for that.

[ogatt]

they wont line up for a scheduled 8 week meetin, an all night prayer meetin, but on sloppy joe night they come out of the woodwork.

[ogatt]

i was preachin the other nite and had preached about 20 minutes and i realized that the rest of my notes were missing.
thats when i realized my coon dog had ate them when he was hanging around me that day.

i told em what had happened and i would be cuttin it short. i stood out on the porch of the church shakin hands and inspectin sideburn lengths and skirt lengths when a young man who was a visitor ask me if my dog eever had pups could he have one for his preacher?

[Rev]

Originally Posted by ogatt

they wont line up for a scheduled 8 week meetin, an all night prayer meetin, but on sloppy joe night they come out of the woodwork.

Better be careful there, that's awful close to being too personal. Might get banned!

[Rev]

Originally Posted by ogatt

i was preachin the other nite and had preached about 20 minutes and i realized that the rest of my notes were missing.
thats when i realized my coon dog had ate them when he was hanging around me that day.

i told em what had happened and i would be cuttin it short. i stood out on the porch of the church shakin hands and inspectin sideburn lengths and skirt lengths when a young man who was a visitor ask me if my dog eever had pups could he have one for his preacher?

You hunt coon? You are the most worldly preacher I know! How can you stand in front of those people and preach holiness?

You are going to.................





















Coon hunters heaven!

[Cindy]

Y'all are just weird.....................