Hazardous Pentecostal Testimony Services

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by James Griffin

I remember a one sweet lady visitor testified, and then stated she needed prayer because she felt she was losing her mind now that Sammie had walked out on Cindy.

Prayer insued for this couple and the lady.

After church it was discovered they were characters on her favorite soap opera.

I remember this older woman needing prayer for her sinus trouble. She said, "I just want you to pray that God will clear up this cr** in my throat".

[Nahum]

Originally Posted by freeatlast

Dear old brother had just came back in from the mens room as testimony was going several years ago.

He testified that he had been pretty bound up for a week or so.

We soon realized he did not mean bound by the devil.

As he praised Jesus for giving him, just now, such a great bowel movement.

Did the congregation celebrate by singing "He set me Free?"

[freeatlast]

Pastor was admonishing peopel to get with it, he said, "don't worry about wildfire, if a wild fire breaks out, sombody will throw a wetback on it"

He meant wet blanket we assumed, but some of our spanish folks might have been wondering about him just a little more than the rest of us.

[Nahum]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

We had a dear ole saint that every time she'd stand up to testify as she stood she would reach in her dress and pull up her bra straps - - - it was just always funny as teenagers to watch her!

Alrighty then!

Whoops.

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

Did the congregation celebrate by singing "He set me Free?"

Since they sung "I Shall Not Be Moved" the week before...........

[DividedThigh]

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

Did the congregation celebrate by singing "He set me Free?"

they sang ive got a river of love flowing out of me, lol, yikes, dt

[DividedThigh]

Originally Posted by freeatlast

Pastor was admonishing peopel to get with it, he said, "don't worry about wildfire, if a wild fire breaks out, sombody will throw a wetback on it"

He meant wet blanket we assumed, but some of our spanish folks might have been wondering about him just a little more than the rest of us.

funny stuff, watchout now, lol

[Nahum]

Originally Posted by freeatlast

Pastor was admonishing peopel to get with it, he said, "don't worry about wildfire, if a wild fire breaks out, sombody will throw a wetback on it"

He meant wet blanket we assumed, but some of our spanish folks might have been wondering about him just a little more than the rest of us.

POST OF THE DAY!!!!!!

[freeatlast]

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

Did the congregation celebrate by singing "He set me Free?"

hahahah....no ...but we should of !!! (This morning fihing report is on Apostolic Anglers )

[freeatlast]

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

POST OF THE DAY!!!!!!

Freeatlast humbly takes a bow.