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07-20-2008, 07:51 PM
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Re: What is the difference between Carpenter & Dan
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He's way taller... he's taller than me.
When Carp and I served in His Majesty's Foreign Service together back during the Great War, he was always getting the plum assignments due to his stature. I got the messy jobs like eavesdropping the Kaiser's w/c.
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But you both come up with stuff that is stranger than fiction!
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07-20-2008, 07:54 PM
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Re: What is the difference between Carpenter & Dan
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Let me guess ... he forgot to wear a gas mask when laying down traps for the trench rats ???? Explains quite a bit.
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Actually I was the one ordering the poor schleps to set the traps for the trench rats.
Only one exposed to gas knows the effects, there DA. Let me guess, your mouth was open, your mouth was open...
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07-20-2008, 07:55 PM
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Re: What is the difference between Carpenter & Dan
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True ... but we were looking for simple differences here.
I think my buddy Carp errs when he feels it necessary to try and point out differences between himself and DA. Anybody who can read can see that they do have different personalities and approaches to things - even differences about the many things that they happen to agree upon.
Carp, I think is maybe more like me - we seem to brood and reflect. Perhaps sometimes we tend relect too much.
Danny boy is different. He seems to just skip along. I envy that attitude sometimes. It's not my outlook, but what are you gonna do?
And DA's avatar shows him with some babe on watercraft enjoying themselves. My avatar is from a Victorian era haberdasher's advertisement and Carp's is a buckminsterfullerene. That probably speaks loads.
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Priceless man!
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07-20-2008, 07:58 PM
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Re: What is the difference between Carpenter & Dan
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I was thinking about this today on my way home...thats right I was tired and didn't have anything else to think about I suppose.
Right or wrong, good or bad, handsome or ugly...
My main intent discussing the Apostolic culture, standards, doctrines, dress codes, nuances is to make people think, to make them laugh and consider a perspective they haven't thought of before.
Daniel A.? I believe he says the same thing, but his main intent is to get an emotional reaction so folks can respond out of indignance instead of rational thought.
But then again, I could be wrong...
Oh yea, that is another difference between Daniel and I.

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Gotta love the nuances of superior discussion
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Men with the attitude below vomit then men gather around to eat the vomit and then vomit the vomit so they can eat it again...
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Which 5 TV programs would you allow to be put in the UPC manual that are acceptable? Not networks, individual programs. If someone lists "Deal or no Deal" I am going to recommend they be banned for 30 days. Here are my top 5.
-ESPN Sportscenter
-Flip this House
-Any Baseball or football game but you have to change the channel on beer
commercials
-New Yankee Workshop
-Bass Master Classic (or other fishing shows)
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Taco Bell
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(Think Tony the Tiger) Grrrrrrrrreat!!!
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I write the songs that make the young girls cry, but Barry was pretty good too.
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Just a sampling of a poster suffering from post envy. Just because my post count is bigger than yours, Carp, does not mean you're impotent.
Surely the above posts show your superior intellectual prowess and the ability to hit a homerun from time to time.
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07-20-2008, 08:03 PM
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Re: What is the difference between Carpenter & Dan
Carp is funnier than DA.
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07-20-2008, 08:04 PM
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Re: What is the difference between Carpenter & Dan
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Carp is funnier than DA.
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He is ... as the thread surely personifies.
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07-20-2008, 08:06 PM
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Re: What is the difference between Carpenter & Dan
I'll amen whatever Miss Bratt is about to post!
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07-20-2008, 08:07 PM
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Re: What is the difference between Carpenter & Dan
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I'll amen whatever Miss Bratt is about to post!
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Everyone duck!!!
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07-20-2008, 08:09 PM
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Re: What is the difference between Carpenter & Dan
One thing they both have in common is their love for their children and being good daddys!
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07-20-2008, 08:11 PM
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Re: What is the difference between Carpenter & Dan
One is more......in your face.
One is more......making your brain hurt from thinking so much.
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