I believe social and political liberalism is...

[DividedThigh]

well hilary did say it takes a village, i think it takes a family, mine, dt

[Carpenter]

Originally Posted by DividedThigh

libs are what i call do gooders, they are ever doing and never getting done, lol

LOL!!

...they make a lot of noise and throw a lot of food while doing so!

Liberals churches are built on the cornerstone of Abortion and gay rights, which they equate with civil liberty. When we disagree, they try and do physicial damage like throwing rocks during the middle of the night if we put a Republican sign in our yard or on our car.

[Ferd]

On Freedom of speech

Conservatives believe everyone has a right to freedom of speech. so long as you dont "shout fire in a movie theater.

Liberals beleive they have a right to freedom of speech and how dare you disagree with them! If you do, the WILL exercise their state-given right (there is no god) to shout you down!

[DividedThigh]

and they do have plenty of lung power to shout at you, but of course you must remain civil, dt

[Jekyll]

Liberals think that heaven and earth created a god, not the other way around.

All intellectual accepted human thought is wrong according...to...their...uh...human...brains...erg o...they are INSANE

[Ferd]

On Perversion

Conservatives understand that it exists and seek to limit its access to children

Liberals are only outraged when a professed conservative is found to be a pervert.

[Carpenter]

Originally Posted by Jekyll

Liberals think that heaven and earth created a god, not the other way around.

All intellectual accepted human thought is wrong according...to...their...uh...human...brains...erg o...they are INSANE

Yup, I like that one...

Intellectual thought is wrong to liberals if it points to intellectual design. If it leads somehow to proving that those with ambition and success are greedy, stupid and entitled, then it is definitely ok with liberals to publish.

[Carpenter]

Originally Posted by Ferd

On Perversion

Conservatives understand that it exists and seek to limit its access to children

Liberals are only outraged when a professed conservative is found to be a pervert.

All liberals believe that mirrors lie.

[Ferd]

Originally Posted by Jekyll

Liberals think that heaven and earth created a god, not the other way around.

All intellectual accepted human thought is wrong according...to...their...uh...human...brains...erg o...they are INSANE

Liberals are smart.

Liberals think conservatives are dumb.


the irony is that liberals couldnt get elected dog catcher if it werent for the dumbest among us voting for them!

[Carpenter]

Liberals believe that magicians are really magic.

The definition of foundation to a liberal is a window in a dillapidated building that hands out food stamps.