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Old 02-02-2011, 07:12 PM
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Spin doctors possessing scriptural cherry picking skills so polished, your followers listen to an audio book on half of the New Testament and think its part of the Dead Sea Scrolls.
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Someone needs to do a mass recruitment drive from AMF then.
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Old 02-02-2011, 07:15 PM
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Spin doctors possessing scriptural cherry picking skills so polished, your followers listen to an audio book on half of the New Testament and think its part of the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Can I break out some Early Church Fathers and some serious Apocrypha like Enoch 1: Part1: The book of the Watchers?

Or do I have to stay in the protestant cannon?
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Old 02-02-2011, 07:26 PM
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noeticknight.... You missed something! What is the "A" in S.P."A".M stand for? The "and" won't work! There's nothing "And" can do or not do! Come on! You can do better than that!

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Old 02-02-2011, 07:33 PM
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Nick!

A master he was!
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......Apostolic?
Awe ... so you need someone that is "A"postolic! Would that be an indication that there are no "Apostolics" on the Forum? Where's Dan? Now the truth is finally coming out! olo ... oh I meant lol!

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Old 02-02-2011, 07:39 PM
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Awe ... so you need someone that is "A"postolic! Would that be an indication that there are no "Apostolics" on the Forum? Where's Dan? Now the truth is finally coming out! olo ... oh I meant lol!

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Magician ministers so spellbindingly clever, you can persuade tithe paying saints to pay interest and late fees on their giving.
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Magician ministers so spellbindingly clever, you can persuade tithe paying saints to pay interest and late fees on their giving.
See if you can conscript Jeff Arnold! lol

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Magician ministers so charismatic, your followers have “eternity tickets” indicating their position in line at Judgment because they think you’ll be holding their hand and speaking in proxy for them.
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