Ever live next door to the Church and run out of oil... and run over to the Church...

[Scott Hutchinson]

When I was a child going to a Trinity full gospel church there was a quiet moment at the end of the service ,and I got uo togo to the restroom and I opended the swinging doors that led to the foyer and made a racket ,my mother wasn't pleased.

[tamor]

Originally Posted by revrandy

and get the Olive Oil under the Pulpit??


Ever go into the church in the Dark... Still Spooky!!


Ever spend as much time in the basement as to miss part of the service??


Ever find things to do (Make Paper airplanes, write a note, read Song of Soloman, Count Hairs on the back of the Balding persons Head in front of you) while the Preacher is parlaying his thoughts??


Ever fall asleep at Prayer Meeting and have the Pastor wake you up when it was over??


Ahhh... The Time We had as Kids...

You are a nut!!

[revrandy]

Originally Posted by tamor

You are a nut!!

.... Keep my wife in prayer!!

[tamor]

Originally Posted by revrandy

.... Keep my wife in prayer!!

Everyday Bro!

[jwharv]

Originally Posted by revrandy

and get the Olive Oil under the Pulpit??

This reminded me of a time when I was interim pastor of a small church. The building was a trailer and got very cold. One morning after it had been in the 20's the night before, I was asked to pray for a member of the church before service. I reached under the pulpit to get the Olive Oil only to find out that Olive Oil becomes solid when the temp gets into the 20's. I had to set the bottle on a heating vent to get it to go back to a liquid form.