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View Poll Results: Do you Roll or do you Fold your toilet paper?
I fold them into a nice neat square before using 7 43.75%
I roll them up into a ball. 6 37.50%
Yes this is another stupid poll in the spirit of the others recently started by Digging4truth 5 31.25%
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Old 08-30-2007, 06:00 PM
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Most elderly people I take care of fold! :sshhh

Some of the older folk think I'm being excessively wasteful if I give them more than 4 squares to wipe with! Depression-era thinking.
Well at least they are not dividing two plys into one plys
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I know some who say 1 square for #1 and two for #2!

I am totally gone bad on this one... sometimes using half a roll.

No smart alec comments here!
My son has overflowed toilets all his life. In every house we've lived in, he's done it. He's done it when we lived with LadyRev. He's done it when we've visited people. I'm willing to say that he's overflowed about 50 different toilets in his 16 years of life.

I hope his future wife puts up with that!
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My son has overflowed toilets all his life. In every house we've lived in, he's done it. He's done it when we lived with LadyRev. He's done it when we've visited people. I'm willing to say that he's overflowed about 50 different toilets in his 16 years of life.

I hope his future wife puts up with that!
That's because the environmental wackos have done away with the three gallon flushers for the one and one half gallon flushers. Now instead of one flush is takes four, then it runs over. Where has our freedom gone, when the gov. can tell the pot manufacturers what size pots they can sell. Utter nonsense.

Professing wisdom they are fools in their own deceit!
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Are you serious!!!!!! Does it matter if I fold or wrap???? As long as it gets the job done!!!!!!
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My son has overflowed toilets all his life. In every house we've lived in, he's done it. He's done it when we lived with LadyRev. He's done it when we've visited people. I'm willing to say that he's overflowed about 50 different toilets in his 16 years of life.

I hope his future wife puts up with that!
Teach him to fold
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That's because the environmental wackos have done away with the three gallon flushers for the one and one half gallon flushers. Now instead of one flush is takes four, then it runs over. Where has our freedom gone, when the gov. can tell the pot manufacturers what size pots they can sell. Utter nonsense.

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Actually, I don't think he's ever used a small tanker......LOL!

And we are talking about the last 16 years......well, almost 13 anyway....potty training took a while!
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Teach him to fold
I taught him everything he knows, but he just keeps applying the paperwork even after the job is done!
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I taught him everything he knows, but he just keeps applying the paperwork even after the job is done!
lol.....I think I am regretting starting this thread
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My son has overflowed toilets all his life. In every house we've lived in, he's done it. He's done it when we lived with LadyRev. He's done it when we've visited people. I'm willing to say that he's overflowed about 50 different toilets in his 16 years of life.

I hope his future wife puts up with that!
HO, there is really only one cure for this type of behavior. Cold Turkey. No toilet paper for 3 months, then he will be thankful for the 5 squares you ration out each day.
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HO, there is really only one cure for this type of behavior. Cold Turkey. No toilet paper for 3 months, then he will be thankful for the 5 squares you ration out each day.
LOL! No way!! I want him to have a clean hinder!
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