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Old 02-18-2007, 11:57 PM
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Before Our dear brother comes to deliver the word...id like sister ----- to come up here and lets all look at her together...hmmmmm skirt to the floor.......sis could you take your hair down......hmmmmm hair stringy and jagged and dry and breaking.....ok....now white glove please.....hmmm sister....As i rub your cheeks...hold really still......yup...no makeup.....ok one last test....sister.....show us your tongue....hmm nope...no ring.....

OK BROTHER....Preach it!

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Old 02-18-2007, 11:58 PM
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Before Our dear brother comes to deliver the word...id like sister ----- to come up here and lets all look at her together...hmmmmm skirt to the floor.......sis could you take your hair down......hmmmmm hair stringy and jagged and dry and breaking.....ok....now white glove please.....hmmm sister....As i rub your cheeks...hold really still......yup...no makeup.....ok one last test....sister.....show us your tongue....hmm nope...no ring.....

OK BROTHER....Preach it!

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Old 02-19-2007, 12:00 AM
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Don't forget the hose.
Ok, ok I'm dying over here.

What is the law at this time?
Seam or no seam?

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Old 02-19-2007, 12:01 AM
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I wonder how long it will take before he gets his lights punched out when he tells some guy he needs to "check out his wife"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL I just saw that!
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Ok, ok I'm dying over here.

What is the law at this time?
Seam or no seam?

Seam or no seams don't matter, she just needs to be wear them.
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Before Our dear brother comes to deliver the word...id like sister ----- to come up here and lets all look at her together...hmmmmm skirt to the floor.......sis could you take your hair down......hmmmmm hair stringy and jagged and dry and breaking.....ok....now white glove please.....hmmm sister....As i rub your cheeks...hold really still......yup...no makeup.....ok one last test....sister.....show us your tongue....hmm nope...no ring.....

OK BROTHER....Preach it!

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I think you gentlemen know what the man was saying about 'checking out' his wife. If not then none of you have any business Pastoring a Church. Protecting your Church is a vital part of being a Shepherd and if you put something in your pulpit that you don't agree with you are becoming what God isn't: The author of confusion.

I had a man scheduled one time to preach upon a, in their words, high recommendation. He was an African American and I was having great revival in the African American community at the time. He showed up with a pinky ring on the size of a plum, African robes, leather sandals and a bushy fu mancho mustache.

He didn't preach that night by my design. I was very diplomatic and the Spirit moved with worship to the degree that we didn't have preaching.

Even my new converts thanked me.

It would be interesting to see how many of this Brothers accusers are Pastors. In any event its gotten a little carried away.

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Old 02-19-2007, 12:07 AM
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I think you gentlemen know what the man was saying about 'checking out' his wife. If not then none of you have any business Pastoring a Church. Protecting your Church is a vital part of being a Shepherd and if you put something in your pulpit that you don't agree with you are becoming what God isn't: The author of confusion.

I had a man scheduled one time to preach upon a, in their words, high recommendation. He was an African American and I was having great revival in the African American community at the time. She showed up with a pinky ring on the size of a plum, African robes, leather sandals and a bushy fu mancho mustache.

He didn't preach that night by my design. I was very diplomatic and the Spirit moved with worship to the degree that we didn't have preaching.

Even my new converts thanked me.

It would be interesting to see how many of this Brothers accusers are Pastors. In any event its gotten a little carried away.
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Old 02-19-2007, 12:09 AM
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I think you gentlemen know what the man was saying about 'checking out' his wife. If not then none of you have any business Pastoring a Church. Protecting your Church is a vital part of being a Shepherd and if you put something in your pulpit that you don't agree with you are becoming what God isn't: The author of confusion.

I had a man scheduled one time to preach upon a, in their words, high recommendation. He was an African American and I was having great revival in the African American community at the time. She showed up with a pinky ring on the size of a plum, African robes, leather sandals and a bushy fu mancho mustache.

He didn't preach that night by my design. I was very diplomatic and the Spirit moved with worship to the degree that we didn't have preaching.

Even my new converts thanked me.

It would be interesting to see how many of this Brothers accusers are Pastors. In any event its gotten a little carried away.
Brother Dean,

Don't you think this post is a little heavy-handed? We are not accusers.
These are the man's own words, which he has consistently affirmed. The conversation isn't even close to out of hand. JMO
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Old 02-19-2007, 12:09 AM
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I think you gentlemen know what the man was saying about 'checking out' his wife. If not then none of you have any business Pastoring a Church. Protecting your Church is a vital part of being a Shepherd and if you put something in your pulpit that you don't agree with you are becoming what God isn't: The author of confusion.

I had a man scheduled one time to preach upon a, in their words, high recommendation. He was an African American and I was having great revival in the African American community at the time. She showed up with a pinky ring on the size of a plum, African robes, leather sandals and a bushy fu mancho mustache.

He didn't preach that night by my design. I was very diplomatic and the Spirit moved with worship to the degree that we didn't have preaching.

Even my new converts thanked me.

It would be interesting to see how many of this Brothers accusers are Pastors. In any event its gotten a little carried away.
Please don't take me serious over here. I have no problem with the brother knowing who ministers to his church. We are just having fun, I think he is aware of that.

What was funny was how it was presented. "I check out their wives". We know what he meant, just having a good time. Bro. Wholehearted, no offense at all intended. God bless!
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