I Am Toast!!

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by AmazingGrace

Ok but she may read 1 chapter while you read the whole book right???????????

Right. I told my husband, "You spend more time in the bathroom than anyone I have ever met. Why do you spend so much time in here? What are you reading? Are you almost finished? Why isn't the vent on? Did you light a candle? I wanted to talk to you about a bill we need to pay? Why don't you want to talk about it right now? I might forget if we don't talk about it right now? What page are you on in your magazine? Is that a good article? What's it about? Are you almost finished yet?........

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Originally Posted by scotty

me too



its the only place in the house we can go and the woman won't follow

True dat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Ron

Wait until he gets worms!


An early warning sign is when he starts scooting around the yard on his rear!

We already treated him for worms. Today I'm going to see if anything else is wrong with him.

[AmazingGrace]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Right. I told my husband, "You spend more time in the bathroom than anyone I have ever met. Why do you spend so much time in here? What are you reading? Are you almost finished? Why isn't the vent on? Did you light a candle? I wanted to talk to you about a bill we need to pay? Why don't you want to talk about it right now? I might forget if we don't talk about it right now? What page are you on in your magazine? Is that a good article? What's it about? Are you almost finished yet?........

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Originally Posted by scotty

thats why we have magazine racks in the toliet....only mine is stocked with novels

Do you have The Great American Bathroom Books?

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Originally Posted by AmazingGrace

Good grief. I forgot I left the dog outside and I had just bathed him!!

Arghhhhhhhh!

See ya!!

[Ferd]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Right. I told my husband, "You spend more time in the bathroom than anyone I have ever met. Why do you spend so much time in here? What are you reading? Are you almost finished? Why isn't the vent on? Did you light a candle? I wanted to talk to you about a bill we need to pay? Why don't you want to talk about it right now? I might forget if we don't talk about it right now? What page are you on in your magazine? Is that a good article? What's it about? Are you almost finished yet?........

maybe it isnt the puppy that is the problem.

[Ron]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Right. I told my husband, "You spend more time in the bathroom than anyone I have ever met. Why do you spend so much time in here? What are you reading? Are you almost finished? Why isn't the vent on? Did you light a candle? I wanted to talk to you about a bill we need to pay? Why don't you want to talk about it right now? I might forget if we don't talk about it right now? What page are you on in your magazine? Is that a good article? What's it about? Are you almost finished yet?........

Does your husband remember to wear earplugs when he visits the bathroom???

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Originally Posted by Ferd

maybe it isnt the puppy that is the problem.

Originally Posted by Ron

Does your husband remember to wear earplugs when he visits the bathroom???

He love me long time.

[Ron]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Do you have The Great American Bathroom Books?

I have most of the bathroom books, in fact the bathroom institute who publishes these books I became a member in good sitting!