My best friend and his wife had left their kids at her mom's house while they went somewhere, and they had told their little boy that they would bring him a surprise when they came back.
After a while he was getting tired of waiting on them and was asking his Mimi when they were coming back and he made the statement matter of factly that "What if the surprise is that they're not coming back?"
lol
Oh too funny!
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Happy moments, PRAISE GOD.
Difficult moments, SEEK GOD.
Quiet moments, WORSHIP GOD.
Painful moments, TRUST GOD.
Every moment, THANK GOD.
A friend of mine has a new baby (4 months), and she let her little sister (age 10) watch him for a little while....her little sister came running into the room, and said, "Jennifer! The good news is, I cried too!" (Of course this made alarm bells go off) Jen, said, "WHAT happened?" Nervous reply, "I dropped Levi, ...but the good news is, I cried too."
(P.S. Levi was fine.)
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"God, send me anywhere, only go with me. Lay any burden on me, only sustain me. And sever any tie in my heart except the tie that binds my heart to Yours."
--David Livingstone
"To see no being, not God’s or any, but you also go thither,
To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
--Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, Song of the Open Road
I was babysitting and was in the kitchen getting some juice for the 3 yr old. He came in the kitchen and had markers stuck together like a sword. Without missing a beat he looked at me and said, "I not write on the wall" and I said you didn't? He said no I not do it. So I told him to show me where he didn't write on the wall. He took my hand and about half way up the stairs he points to the wall. I see a group of little green dots. So I asked him if he didn't do it then who did. He looked at me and pointed and said, "You did"...
I was babysitting and was in the kitchen getting some juice for the 3 yr old. He came in the kitchen and had markers stuck together like a sword. Without missing a beat he looked at me and said, "I not write on the wall" and I said you didn't? He said no I not do it. So I told him to show me where he didn't write on the wall. He took my hand and about half way up the stairs he points to the wall. I see a group of little green dots. So I asked him if he didn't do it then who did. He looked at me and pointed and said, "You did"...
haha! In our house, our two cats get the blame for everything.
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"God, send me anywhere, only go with me. Lay any burden on me, only sustain me. And sever any tie in my heart except the tie that binds my heart to Yours."
--David Livingstone
"To see no being, not God’s or any, but you also go thither,
To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
--Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, Song of the Open Road
A friend of ours had borrowed some gardening tools and had stopped by to return them.
My daughter was about 4 years old and loved to talk. While sitting on the potty she was talking away and out of the blue said that 'Uncle' James had brought back the 'wearybable'.
All I could do was just give her the blankest look cuz I had absolutely no idea what in the world she meant.
So I started asking her questions and she said he had brought back the hoe, and the shovel, and the wearybable.
It finally dawned on me she was talking about the wheelbarrow!
We don't call them wheelbarrows anymore...they will forever be wearybables!
A friend of ours had borrowed some gardening tools and had stopped by to return them.
My daughter was about 4 years old and loved to talk. While sitting on the potty she was talking away and out of the blue said that 'Uncle' James had brought back the 'wearybable'.
All I could do was just give her the blankest look cuz I had absolutely no idea what in the world she meant.
So I started asking her questions and she said he had brought back the hoe, and the shovel, and the wearybable.
It finally dawned on me she was talking about the wheelbarrow!
We don't call them wheelbarrows anymore...they will forever be wearybables!
That is cute.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
We were thinking about this the other day. Back when the tsunami took place, my son, who was about 5 years old and had a hard time hearing, was telling his uncle about it. He said, "Uncle, did you hear about that big salami that killed thousands of people?" I had to laugh despite the awful tragedy that happened.!!!
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*sigh* I did nothing yesterday.... I wasn't finished so I did nothing again today!
We have three sons and all of them have said some pretty funny things at different times. Our oldest (about 5 at the time) while on the way home from church one Sunday night asked "mommy, are we gonna have money in heaven?" To which my wife responded "I'm not sure why?" "Because we keep singing Won't we have a DIME when we get over yonder."
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