What is the Worst Song You've Ever Heard? - Page 3

Theophil · #1 04-06-2009, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover

I would at least submit, "Can't Nobody Do Me Like Jesus"

#1. I did not know it was multiple choice.

#2. I am not so sure I want be "done" by Jesus.

Right on!

pelathais · #2 04-06-2009, 05:40 PM

I remember a guy declaring that we didn't need "worldly" songs or "worldy" music that had "Jesus" inserted into the lyrics. He then immediately broke out in "Devil Don't Allow..." to the tune of JJ Cale's "Mama Don't Allow."

JaneEyre · #3 04-06-2009, 05:50 PM

#1 Can't Nobody Do Me Like Jesus
#2 He ain't never ever, done me nothing ever, done me nothing but good.
#3 Why Do You Bob Your Hair, Girls?
#4 Running, running, running, Lord I can't tarry; leaping, leaping, leaping, Lord, I can't tarry.
#5 Sinner Man, Sinner Man, Where ya gonna run to?
#6 God's Gonna Get You For That
#7 Hold the Fort
#8 I Shall Not Be Moved (sorry, don't hate me)
#9 Devil Don't Allow
#10 Come on out of that Corner, Satan. You can't hide. God's done told me that you can't hide. Come on out of that Sinner, Satan. You can't hide. God's done told me that you can't hide.

(Not necessarily in the above order. I just typed 'em as I thought of them.)

Digging4Truth · #4 04-06-2009, 06:02 PM

I simply abhor songs that sing to Satan.

And now I draw a blank. Maybe one of you can remember a few of them.

I always found it amazing beyond belief that an entire Jesus Name Oneness Apostolic Pentecostal church full of people would haul and SING to Satan for half an hour.

Blows my mind.

I just remembered one... Satan your kingdom must come down...

I understand the thought... but having a church choir actually singing to satan... I just can't figure that one out.

freeatlast · #5 04-06-2009, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Digging4Truth

I simply abhor songs that sing to Satan.

And now I draw a blank. Maybe one of you can remember a few of them.

I always found it amazing beyond belief that an entire Jesus Name Oneness Apostolic Pentecostal church full of people would haul and SING to Satan for half an hour.

Blows my mind.

I just remembered one... Satan your kingdom must come down...

I understand the thought... but having a church choir actually singing to satan... I just can't figure that one out.

"You better look out Satan , lookout"

I always thought that was wierd to singing to the devil....talk about vertical worship ijn the wrong direction.

TalkLady · #6 04-06-2009, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by freeatlast

"You better look out Satan , lookout"

I always thought that was wierd to singing to the devil....talk about vertical worship ijn the wrong direction.

As someone has already stated, I hate singing songs to Satan. What ever happened to give no place to the Devil? I imagine someone with boxing gloves on trying to punch the Devil/Satan as he flew about the church. Then I come to you in the Name of the Lord, look out Satan, look out. POW!!

...For "Look out, Satan, look out!....Maybe from time to time those type of songs have their place, but it's hard to see when that place would be.

Anyone remember this one:

Satan, your kingdom's coming down. Satan your kingdom's coming down. You can build your kingdom all over this land; but, Satan, your kingdom's coming down?

We're gonna run til your kingdom comes down. We're gonna run til your kingdom comes down. You can build your kingdom all over this land; but, Satan, your kingdom's coming down.

We're gonna leap til your kingdom comes down. We're gonna leap til your kingdom comes down. You can build your kingdom all over this land; but, Satan, your kingdom's coming down.

I think we "had church" and God blessed IN SPITE OF THE SONGS...lol

*AQuietPlace* · #7 04-06-2009, 06:19 PM

How about - to the tune of "We Will Rock You!"......

"We will, we will, PRAISE YOU!!"

I heard that was done at a youth conference.

RandyWayne · #8 04-06-2009, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by *AQuietPlace*

How about - to the tune of "We Will Rock You!"......

"We will, we will, PRAISE YOU!!"

I heard that was done at a youth conference.

On that same note, Petra sang "God Gave Rock and Roll to You" with nearly the exact lyrics as the original by KISS.

Of course, I kinda liked both versions.

TJJJ · #9 04-07-2009, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by RandyWayne

On that same note, Petra sang "God Gave Rock and Roll to You" with nearly the exact lyrics as the original by KISS.

Of course, I kinda liked both versions.

Randy,

Thou PAGAN!!!

TJJJ · #10 04-07-2009, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by *AQuietPlace*

How about - to the tune of "We Will Rock You!"......

"We will, we will, PRAISE YOU!!"

I heard that was done at a youth conference.

NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Tell me that is not true!

Did they have the wave going also?

I think the worst one i ever heard was at a youth conference also! It was "Jesus is my superhero!"

The evangelist singing was a short fat preacher! (No offense intended to anyone). He had the electric guitar almost up under his chin to play it! It was so bad, he was jumpin around, I was almost expecting him to do the slide!