If you answer, "Yes" to 3 or more of these questions, you are a charismatic. I'm just getting this list started so feel free to add a question or two to the list.
1) Have you ever said, "Hmmm, good point" to anything Kim Clement has ever said?
2) Have you ever thought laughing for 20 minutes in church when no one told a joke was a good idea?
3) When one of the 400 people in attendance stood up and said, "Yes!!" when the guest evangelist said, "Is there anyone here named "Bob?", have you ever said, "That was God!!"
4) Have you ever hustled to the bank to max out your credit card to put the money in the offering when the guest evangelist told you to?
5) Have you never, ever considered why no one is ever healed of anything you can actually verify?
6) Do you use the TBN Praise-a-thon money vultures as a model for taking offerings in your church?
Speaking of good ole' Kim, the prophetic piano player (yes, you read that correctly, folks) he yearly gives his predictions, kinda like Jeane Dixon and Pat Robertson. You can look it up online. It is absolutely laughable what he has prophesied, and dang it, people just keep flocking to his events. Doesn't anyone give a hoot if he's accurate? It's really disgusting.
You're jealous of his hair!
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