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10-14-2010, 12:24 PM
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Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
We need to revive NOW (NotofWorks)!!! That guy was downright.....(fill in the blanks)
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10-14-2010, 12:26 PM
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Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
How about DUNG on Noah's Ark???
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10-14-2010, 12:45 PM
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Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
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Not going to the altar one night when I was a kid... Was told by a OP preacher that God directly told them that night was my last opportunity for repentance and I missed it. LOL! I was like, 9 or 10... maybe 11 at the most. And I was already baptized in Jesus name and had "spoken in tongues" to their satisfaction, but they'd discerned that I still had a rebellious spirit and that night was my only chance to repent. They didn't feel the need to relay this message from God to me until after I'd missed it though. 
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Right after my husband and I got married, he had an accident at work and he couldn't hardly walk because of his back. He decided to go ahead and go to a revival service. During the altar call he stayed in his seat because his back hurt so bad. The evangelist anounced from the pulput that he was going to hell because he was rebelling toward God.
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"You will be hated for my sake-Just remember that it should be for MY sake and not YOURS-
Do NOT act in such a way as to be offensive, and then blame it on me"
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10-14-2010, 12:45 PM
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Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
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Originally Posted by NotforSale
We need to revive NOW (NotofWorks)!!! That guy was downright.....(fill in the blanks) 
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Yeah, I think we scared him off... he won't be showing himself around for a long long time
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Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.
"You will be hated for my sake-Just remember that it should be for MY sake and not YOURS-
Do NOT act in such a way as to be offensive, and then blame it on me"
Love, God
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10-14-2010, 12:56 PM
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Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
OK, here's my question... I haven't been around much lately so I don't have the complete low-down on a certain poster who seems to be dominating the board right now...
Is everyone sure this an actual person and not just someones insane alter-ego??
Because I am having a hard time buying that someone that removed from reality is not on a mandatory psych hold.
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10-14-2010, 12:57 PM
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Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
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Originally Posted by Pro31:28
Right after my husband and I got married, he had an accident at work and he couldn't hardly walk because of his back. He decided to go ahead and go to a revival service. During the altar call he stayed in his seat because his back hurt so bad. The evangelist anounced from the pulput that he was going to hell because he was rebelling toward God.
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Major shucks. We had a grumpy trucker that went out to his truck to get another half dozen pills for his back.(during invitation) He came back in and went forward and got baptized in Jesus name. He came out of the water pain free. I started a home bible study 2 weeks later and he was still grinnin' with his testimony.
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10-14-2010, 01:00 PM
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Cross-examine it!
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Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
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Originally Posted by coadie
Major shucks. We had a grumpy trucker that went out to his truck to get another half dozen pills for his back.(during invitation) He came back in and went forward and got baptized in Jesus name. He came out of the water pain free. I started a home bible study 2 weeks later and he was still grinnin' with his testimony.
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His pain pills kicked in.
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10-14-2010, 01:02 PM
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Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
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Originally Posted by coadie
Major shucks. We had a grumpy trucker that went out to his truck to get another half dozen pills for his back.(during invitation) He came back in and went forward and got baptized in Jesus name. He came out of the water pain free. I started a home bible study 2 weeks later and he was still grinnin' with his testimony.
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Wow Coadie, should I add evangelist to the list as well? Maybe it was you
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Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.
"You will be hated for my sake-Just remember that it should be for MY sake and not YOURS-
Do NOT act in such a way as to be offensive, and then blame it on me"
Love, God
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10-14-2010, 01:06 PM
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Best Hair on AFF
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Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
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Originally Posted by NotforSale
We need to revive NOW (NotofWorks)!!! That guy was downright.....(fill in the blanks) 
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Well, we know that Deadeye is obsessed with him.
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10-14-2010, 01:07 PM
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Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
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Originally Posted by Baron1710
His pain pills kicked in.
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