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Originally Posted by Trying2DoRight
I was talking to the Lord and I mentioned you to Him. How you had made yourself my adversary. Without any cause. And then I said something to the Lord about Pat Robertson, because I had read it on this post and it came to mind as I was talking to God. The Lord and I exchanged thoughts about Pat then I asked the Lord to give me something to say to you.
Here is what He gave me permission to say to you.
He said you should have them put this on your tombstone.
Deeply JN Apostolic: 1978-1999.
Happily agnostic/atheist 2011 to present.
~ The Oracle of God
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Nice try, Orifi... I mean, Oracle. But in this particular case, neither you nor your version of your god thought things through too well. If, when I am dead, I am STILL (according to my tombstone) an atheist TO PRESENT, then that logically means nothing has happened (in hell or in whatever afterlife you and your scriptures claim.)
IMO, at possibly any funeral, probably everyone becomes agnostic for a moment or two, maybe longer, depending on how good the eulogy was or wasn't.
No, my epitaph is already decided. It should simply say,
"Marcbee. In Grave Condition."