I happen to know that Carp attends a UPC church (it doesn't matter how frequently or how reluctantly - he is still in the "Ark") so I think that answer if quite clear.
I will grant you that Carp has had to have a pastors wife get in his face about not worshipping demonstratively enough when he was in choir, but he still has his butt on a UPC pew on a fairly regular basis.
LOL!...whew, that last statement was a good one CC1!