Is it a sin to wear knickerbockers?
Careful here, you don't want to get penetrated, but they were called KNEE PANTS!!!!
Knickerbockers were a men's or boys' baggy knee
trousers particularly popular in the early twentieth century. Golfers'
plus twos and
plus fours, were trousers of this type. Before
World War II,
skiers often wore knickerbockers too, usually ankle-length.
Until World War II, in the USA and Canada boys customarily wore
short pants in summer and knickerbockers or "knickers" (or
"knee pants") in winter. At the onset of puberty, they graduated to long trousers. In that era, the transition to "long pants" was a major rite of passage. See, for example, the classic song
Blues in the Night by
Johnny Mercer: "My mammy done told me, when I was in knee-pants, my mammy done told me, son..."
Baseball players wear a stylized form of knickerbockers, although the pants have become snugger in recent decades and some modern ballplayers opt to pull the trousers close to the ankles.

wow...this guy is going to hell for wearing pants to his shins
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knickerbockers_(clothing)
Is sister CS in a snit yet? Lord knows only her and those of her ilk are allowed to argue something around here. The rest of us are arguing just to argue lol