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01-20-2011, 05:50 PM
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Re: Happy Birthday, OneAccord!!!
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Originally Posted by OneAccord
Shhhh, Timmy. I might still get a cake out of this.....
"My friends in AFF land, I come to you with the greatest of need. Now, you know that I wouldn't do this if the need weren't so desperate. But what I need you to do, and I know you will because you love me, I need you to go to your kitchen. Thats it, go now. Now- get the ingredients together, do it quickly and, bake a double fudge chocolate cake... Thats right, sow your biggest and best seed. Now, once you've baked the cake, send it to OneAccord. Blessings await those who act quickly. Behold MONEY cometh to those who take this great leap of faith and sacrifice. And for your generous seed faith gift of cake... I will send you, as a token of my deepest appreciation, some worthless trinket I can find at the Dollar Store."
There. That shoud do it.
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01-20-2011, 06:02 PM
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"One Mind...OneAccord"
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Re: Happy Birthday, OneAccord!!!
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Originally Posted by Cindy
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Oh, thats just wrong, Sis Cindy. As wrong as another woman who walked up to her husband and said, "Here Adam, taste this apple. Its sooooo good".
Repent ye, devil woman.
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01-20-2011, 06:47 PM
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Re: Happy Birthday, OneAccord!!!
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Originally Posted by OneAccord
Oh, thats just wrong, Sis Cindy. As wrong as another woman who walked up to her husband and said, "Here Adam, taste this apple. Its sooooo good".
Repent ye, devil woman.
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Oh, you'll get over it. I am waiting on my cheap gift. 
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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01-20-2011, 05:40 PM
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Re: Happy Birthday, OneAccord!!!
I have half of a carrot cake - - would that do?
Wait, probably not since it's half gone......
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01-20-2011, 05:46 PM
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"One Mind...OneAccord"
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Re: Happy Birthday, OneAccord!!!
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Originally Posted by rgcraig
I have half of a carrot cake - - would that do?
Wait, probably not since it's half gone......
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Oh, carrot cake. I love carrot cake. I'd... I'd go charismatic for a real carrot cake.
Or conservative.
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01-20-2011, 06:22 PM
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Re: Happy Birthday, OneAccord!!!
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Originally Posted by rgcraig
I have half of a carrot cake - - would that do?
Wait, probably not since it's half gone......
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Renda 1/2 carrot cake should work because OneAccord's birthday is just 1/2 way here this year! I was about to wish him happy birthday when suddenly I noticed the date on the first post. Then I thought, well OneAccord must celebrate his birthday twice a year. Oh well, whatever works!
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