God is against you

[Monterrey]

I always wondered,

If, in a spanish speaking congregation someone is used in the gifts of Tongues and Interpretation, do they use Old Spanish?

[houston]

Originally Posted by Monterrey

I always wondered,

If, in a spanish speaking congregation someone is used in the gifts of Tongues and Interpretation, do they use Old Spanish?

They add "eth" after every few Spanish words.

[mfblume]

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa

"Yea. I saith nay, for sooth yonder thou art wonderfully and glorious in thy worship for me! Praise me my children, I loveth thine worship. Also merry Xmas!"

This was actually done in a congregation.

I'm not against tongues and interpretation at all. I just have a problem with people channeling William Shakespeare.

channeling. lolololol

[Fiyahstarter]

Funny stuff on here!

[jediwill83]

well...I guess God is against me.

[houston]

Originally Posted by jediwill83

well...I guess God is against me.

Jesus is holding you with one hand and holding back the wrath of the Father with the other hand.

[deacon blues]

Originally Posted by consapente89

Jeremiah 23:32King James Version (KJV)

32 Behold, I am against them that prophesy false dreams, saith the Lord, and do tell them, and cause my people to err by their lies, and by their lightness; yet I sent them not, nor commanded them: therefore they shall not profit this people at all, saith the Lord.

Galatians 1:8King James Version (KJV)

8 But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.


If you preach another message than the absolute Oneness of a Holy God who was manifest in Jesus Christ...then God is against you.

If you believe trinitarians are saved...God is against you.

If your preaching derides from the authority of the divinely inspired Word of God found within the KJV of the Holy Bible...God is against you.

If you preach any salvation outside of an Acts 2:38 New Birth experience, as defined by repentance from sins, baptism by immersion with the name of Jesus Christ being invoked over the new convert (for the remission of sins), and receiving the Holy Ghost with the initial evidence of speaking in other tongues...then God is against you.

If you believe or preach that fornicators, idolaters, adulterers, effeminate (homosexuals), abusers of themselves with mankind, thieves, covetous, drunkards, revilers, or extortioners have any hope of an eternal destiny other than eternal torment outside of genuine repentance....God is against you.

If you pastor a church and allow the above mentioned people in the ministry, on the platform, or in any kind of leadership position...make no mistake...God is against you.

If you deny a holiness message of separation from the world in dress and conduct...then God is against you.

If you wear jewelry or condone it....God is against you.

If you condone women cutting their hair or men growing long hair....God is against you.

If you do not embrace and preach the Second Coming of Jesus Christ for His Church...then God is against you.

If sin, rebellion, false doctrine, or compromise do not make you angry....then God is against you.

If you are not submitted to a man of God, yet call yourself a saint of God or a member of God’s Church...God is against you.

If you are lazy, apathetic, or rebellious...God is against you.

If you are offended by this post....God is probably against you.

This post is evidence that there are dumb people everywhere...

[shazeep]

what if the OP was TIC?

[Jason B]

Originally Posted by shazeep

what if the OP was TIC?

Then...

Originally Posted by Jason B

I dont believe this is serious, but even if it is, the same comment applies: get a life.

If you actually believe this, but have nothing better to do except post on the Internet to all the people you think God hates, you obviously don't understand the scriptural admonition about redeeming your time.

If you don't actually believe this, but are acting like you do, being both idle and foolish, that is beyond pathetic.

Either way, find something else to fill your day.

[shazeep]

seems kind of harsh, if that is tic. I would agree with you, but the forum is filled with people chasing politics