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an albino
boots and a Bible
a cripple
dark shades and deodorant
Ernest Hemingway
a fan
gum
a hillbilly
insect repellant. Lots.
Jennifer Garner and a jeep
and kleenex
a lime
a MACHETE
Nicotine patches
and Olive oil
Prayer Cloths
Quinine
rope
sandals
tracts taped to tigers (just for you Mary)
underwear (the boring necessities of life...)
ventriloquist (entertainment for the kiddies. and something to throw the lions off with...) Your turn-X

wet noodles (to beat people with)