Why I haven't been here very much lately... - Page 5

AreYouReady? · #41 09-20-2012, 12:55 PM

Yeah...coffee is a good example.

I had to quit drinking it because everything from my goozle on down became a living hell for about 5 hours after that burning hot liquid slid past my tongue.

Pressing-On · #42 09-20-2012, 01:02 PM

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Yeah...coffee is a good example.

I had to quit drinking it because everything from my goozle on down became a living hell for about 5 hours after that burning hot liquid slid past my tongue.

I can go postal on coffee.

Bella1 · #43 09-20-2012, 01:08 PM

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Am I right to assume that what he will probably do is pack the trash down further into the container making it harder for me to get it out? I know that's what he's going to do.

My son will JAM the trash all the way in the container, until I can't even get it out. I had to call him to come over the other day to help me pull it out. (he lives with his grandparents. AND he is 19) I did laugh about it, but I also told him if he ever did that again, I was going to horse whip him. I still do not know what he had thrown away to pack it so tightly and to make it so heavy.

Pressing-On · #44 09-20-2012, 01:10 PM

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My son will JAM the trash all the way in the container, until I can't even get it out. I had to call him to come over the other day to help me pull it out. (he lives with his grandparents. AND he is 19) I did laugh about it, but I also told him if he ever did that again, I was going to horse whip him. I still do not know what he had thrown away to pack it so tightly and to make it so heavy.

That's what is going to really tick me off, if I have to sit on the floor pulling the bag out of the trash can.

But, horse whip sounds good. Naw, he'd probably like it.

Pressing-On · #45 09-20-2012, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by AreYouReady?

Yeah...coffee is a good example.

I had to quit drinking it because everything from my goozle on down became a living hell for about 5 hours after that burning hot liquid slid past my tongue.

Speaking of hell. I read a church sign that said, "You might party in hell, but you'll be the BBQ."

Bella1 · #46 09-20-2012, 01:12 PM

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That's what is going to really tick me off, if I have to sit on the floor pulling the bag out of the trash can.

But, horse whip sounds good. Naw, he'd probably like it.

I was SO mad though. The big trash container is RIGHT in the garage. Just take the full trash bag and put it in the Big Blue Container. THEN put another liner in the small container. UGH! Boys will be boys. (BTW...his dad did/does the same exact thing)

Pressing-On · #47 09-20-2012, 01:15 PM

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I was SO mad though. The big trash container is RIGHT in the garage. Just take the full trash bag and put it in the Big Blue Container. THEN put another liner in the small container. UGH! Boys will be boys. (BTW...his dad did/does the same exact thing)

I know! Why can't they do that! AND the other day, I didn't have a liner in the container and he proceeds to throw trash in my clean container!

I said, "Well, it looks like I am the only person in the house that knows where the trash liners are located." He just laughed. But, it's because they take advantage of us!

So, I was thinking of getting a maid costume. Naw, he'd like that too.

Titus2woman · #48 09-20-2012, 01:49 PM

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Am I right to assume that what he will probably do is pack the trash down further into the container making it harder for me to get it out? I know that's what he's going to do.

I have actually caught Don with his boot clad foot acting as an amature trash compactor.

Titus2woman · #49 09-20-2012, 01:54 PM

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I know! Why can't they do that! AND the other day, I didn't have a liner in the container and he proceeds to throw trash in my clean container!

I said, "Well, it looks like I am the only person in the house that knows where the trash liners are located." He just laughed. But, it's because they take advantage of us!

So, I was thinking of getting a maid costume. Naw, he'd like that too.

If you wear the 'right' maid costume... He'll take out the trash!

Pressing-On · #50 09-20-2012, 02:07 PM

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I have actually caught Don with his boot clad foot acting as an amature trash compactor.

Oh my gosh, no way!!!!

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If you wear the 'right' maid costume... He'll take out the trash!

I have a better idea. I will hold up the costume, smile sweetly and say, "If you take out the trash, I'll put this on tonight."

When he DOES what I asked because, he will, I'll hold up the costume and say, "Too bad. You should have stopped doing that years ago."

THEN I'll set the bottom of the costume on fire, open the back door and throw it on the lawn.

Gotcha back, baby!!!!