why do you like church buildings for meetings?

[renee819]

I know it is sarcasm, but I still don't see why you said it.

[Praxeas]

Originally Posted by Praxeas

What kind of building do you suppose it was that held 120?

That crowd appears to have been able to HEAR the speaking in tongues and see Peter and the Apostles stand up

Originally Posted by n david

The crowd heard through the windows. Also, you missed Acts 2 verse 13 1/3 which tells of Peter walking out onto a porch.

Originally Posted by renee819

I know it is sarcasm, but I still don't see why you said it.

Now do you see?

[Esaias]

From arguing about buildings to arguing about porches???

Mishna: From Gefilte Aff. p44608 It is written 'They were in an upper room'.

Rabbi n'Dawid says 'Rabbi Shimeon proclaimed Messiah from the porch.'

But Rabbi Reniee says 'Rabbi Shimeon came down the stairs to proclaim Messiah.'

Rabbi Esaias says 'Rabbi Shimeon proclaimed from the porch but fell down the stairs when he knew that a future rabbin would be a woman claiming he came down the stairs.'

halachah: When proclaiming Messiah we must not fall down the stairs but must either use the porch, if it is kosher, or come down to the street, if there are no women rabbins. Otherwise we must use the elevator.

gematria: Either Rabbi Shimeon prolaimed Messiah from the porch, or he came downstairs to proclaim Messiah in the street. There are 5 letters in 'porch', and there are 6 letters in 'street'. Rabbi Shimeon was an apostle, one of the five-fold ministry gifts to the qahal from haShem, therefore he preached from the porch. Those on the street were men, because 666 is the number of a man. Stairs are how they brought food up to the upper room, which is the job of women, therefore the street is for men, the porch is for apostles, and the stairs are for the women.

[n david]

Originally Posted by Esaias

From arguing about buildings to arguing about porches???

Mishna: From Gefilte Aff. p44608 It is written 'They were in an upper room'.

Rabbi n'Dawid says 'Rabbi Shimeon proclaimed Messiah from the porch.'

But Rabbi Reniee says 'Rabbi Shimeon came down the stairs to proclaim Messiah.'

Rabbi Esaias says 'Rabbi Shimeon proclaimed from the porch but fell down the stairs when he knew that a future rabbin would be a woman claiming he came down the stairs.'

halachah: When proclaiming Messiah we must not fall down the stairs but must either use the porch, if it is kosher, or come down to the street, if there are no women rabbins. Otherwise we must use the elevator.

gematria: Either Rabbi Shimeon prolaimed Messiah from the porch, or he came downstairs to proclaim Messiah in the street. There are 5 letters in 'porch', and there are 6 letters in 'street'. Rabbi Shimeon was an apostle, one of the five-fold ministry gifts to the qahal from haShem, therefore he preached from the porch. Those on the street were men, because 666 is the number of a man. Stairs are how they brought food up to the upper room, which is the job of women, therefore the street is for men, the porch is for apostles, and the stairs are for the women.

What is this!?

I was joking and yet you found something detailed in argument about porch vs street?

Who is Rabbi Shimeon and where did you get this?

[Esaias]

Originally Posted by n david

What is this!?

I was joking and yet you found something detailed in argument about porch vs street?

Who is Rabbi Shimeon and where did you get this?

Rabbi Shimeon - Peter (no Greek names allowed in the new AFF Talmud).

I just made it up. Sure looks legit and kosher, tho, don't it?

lol

[n david]

Originally Posted by Esaias

Rabbi Shimeon - Peter (no Greek names allowed in the new AFF Talmud).

I just made it up. Sure looks legit and kosher, tho, don't it?

lol

I see what you did there! That's awesome. I didn't look close enough the first time.

[TGBTG]

Originally Posted by Esaias

From arguing about buildings to arguing about porches???

Mishna: From Gefilte Aff. p44608 It is written 'They were in an upper room'.

Rabbi n'Dawid says 'Rabbi Shimeon proclaimed Messiah from the porch.'

But Rabbi Reniee says 'Rabbi Shimeon came down the stairs to proclaim Messiah.'

Rabbi Esaias says 'Rabbi Shimeon proclaimed from the porch but fell down the stairs when he knew that a future rabbin would be a woman claiming he came down the stairs.'

halachah: When proclaiming Messiah we must not fall down the stairs but must either use the porch, if it is kosher, or come down to the street, if there are no women rabbins. Otherwise we must use the elevator.

gematria: Either Rabbi Shimeon prolaimed Messiah from the porch, or he came downstairs to proclaim Messiah in the street. There are 5 letters in 'porch', and there are 6 letters in 'street'. Rabbi Shimeon was an apostle, one of the five-fold ministry gifts to the qahal from haShem, therefore he preached from the porch. Those on the street were men, because 666 is the number of a man. Stairs are how they brought food up to the upper room, which is the job of women, therefore the street is for men, the porch is for apostles, and the stairs are for the women.

[Steve Epley]

We have church in a building because it rains and snows in Missouri. Very simple.

[renee819]

SHAKING MY HEAD. There are more important things to discuss.

[n david]

Originally Posted by renee819

SHAKING MY HEAD. There are more important things to discuss.