Serious Question

[Joelel]

Originally Posted by HeavenlyOne

Let it be known that Joelel is close to having stigmata signs appear on his palms.

Ok,statements like that makes me ignor you too.That's close to or is blasphemy the Holy Ghost if i speak by the Holy Ghost.Do you know I don't speak truth for sure.Be very careful

[Coonskinner]

Try possum fat and see healings increase by several percentage points, especially in tent revivals held near trailer parks.

[Subdued]

Originally Posted by Coonskinner

Try possum fat and see healings increase by several percentage points, especially in tent revivals held near trailer parks.

I was wondering why I had not been healed yet. Thank you.

[Joelel]

Originally Posted by Old Paths

Scripture Puleeze.

So does anyone look at porn with out thinking about comitting adultery ? I don't think so.You look at porn your comitting adultery.

Matt.5
[27] Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
[28] But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

[Tina]

Originally Posted by HeavenlyOne

Where are my hip waders?

There needs to be a warning label added to the first post in this thread that hip waders are needed.

Originally Posted by Coonskinner

Someone needs to step in and stop the insanity here.

I agree. I hadn't read much in this thread until this afternoon. I read up through page 29 while I was having lunch... then took a break for a bit. I was laughing so hard by page 29-- I had tears rolling down my face. After a break of several hours, I came back to finish reading this thread. Never in my life have I seen such twisted interpretations of scripture.

Any suggestions on stopping the insanity? If I locked this thread-- I'd have a lynch mob after me. It's provided hours of entertainment.......

[Joelel]

1 Cor.6:15: Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? Shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of a harlot? God forbid.
16: What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
17: But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit.
18: Flee fornication. (Adultery) Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that commiteth fornication (adultery) sinneth against his own body.
19: What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
20: For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

[Joelel]

Matt.5
[27] Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
[28] But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

[Joelel]

I know God will open some peoples understanding and save them.So I just put truth out and ignor you mockers.

Jude 1:[17] But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
[18] How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
[19] These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

[Subdued]

Originally Posted by Joelel

I know God will open some peoples understanding and save them.So I just put truth out and ignor you mockers.

Jude 1:[17] But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
[18] How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
[19] These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

Please note: 'ignore' has an 'e' on the end and 'stops' does not have an 'e' at all.

[ILG]

Originally Posted by Joelel

Yes you must divorce because they make you an adultress and you make Jesus an adultress,because you are one body.

That Thar is some convoluted thinking, I think.