The Things Kids Say!! - Page 6

SDG · #51 03-23-2008, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by maaa4546

When My Second Son Was 5 Or Six Years Old, He Wanted To Be In The Bed With His Parents, As Kids This Age Normally Do. So When My Husband Told Him He Was Old Enough To Sleep Alone He Ramarked.. " So Why Are You Still Sleeping With Mommy".

What a wise guy.

Kae · #52 03-23-2008, 07:50 PM

My husband hunts and all the boys watch him skin the deer. I had told my children we were going to meet my husband. My 3 year old thought we were going meat my husband, meaning skin him and gut him. What terror he must of been going through. He told me this later when he understood what it really meant.

Esther · #53 09-08-2008, 09:39 AM

My niece was giving her son a bath and when she finished she told him he didn't have to get dressed. Meaning just put on his everyday play clothes.

A little while later she went by his room and he was playing up a storm naked.

She said why don't you have your clothes on? He responded you said I didn't have to get dressed today.

jaxfam6 · #54 09-08-2008, 10:17 AM

Our oldest son was little and looking through a magazine he saw an old picture of a hunter with his foot on the head of an elephant. He comes running in to show us the picture of his papa and the fumpfer. We have no idea where he got fumpfer for elephant but he did. Which is better than his mother. I can not even repeat what she called them.

Nik also called Elmo, Melmo. We still call elephants fumpfers and elmo is still melmo around here.

When my uncle was little he and my mom were walking home from school and a little boy and girl were walking towards them and the boy walked into my uncle. The girl told her brother to "Say excuse me, Dicky" So he looks at my uncle and says "Excuse me Dicky". To this day our family still says "excuse me Dicky" We get some pretty odd looks. But who are we to do away with an 80 year old tradition. So we pass it on to our kids who, hopefully, will pass it on to their kids.

my next to the oldest, just a few years ago, saw a horse that was emaciated and says, 'hey look at that decapitated horse". So now whenever we see something or someone that is really skinny we say "look how decapitated they are" he doesn't find it funny but we still do it.

seguidordejesus · #55 09-08-2008, 10:18 AM

A few mornings ago, getting dressed in the dark for work, I discovered that all my socks in the sock drawer were missing. I searched all over and couldn't find anything but two mismatched dark socks to wear to work. I had noticed my 1 yr old daughter playing nearby, and wondered where she could have put them.

Today, I glanced out my 2nd floor apartment and what do I see on the ground, 10 feet below, but about 15 pair of socks in the bushes!!! Turns out my wife had the window cracked in the bedroom that day and guess where my daughter decided to put them

They're in the washer now

dansamy · #56 09-08-2008, 10:47 AM

We were going to take their daddy lunch, but my 6yr old didn't really want to put his shoes on and go. He wanted to play. I said, "It's time to go meet Daddy for lunch. Let's go!" His reply? "I don't know why we have to meet Daddy. We already know him!"

Tim Rutledge · #57 09-08-2008, 11:49 AM

My young son almost got hit in the most vulnerable place for a male.

He said.. wooo.. almost got my gentiles.

Esther · #58 09-08-2008, 12:00 PM

I don't know if I can tell this as funny as it was told to me, and since only adults should be on this forum I think it will be ok to tell.

My niece was sitting in the car with her then 3 year old son and her daughter was 5. The kids where in the backseat and they were waiting on their dad to run into the store and come right back. In the meantime.........

Her son says "Mom make it go back down". And she told him I can't quit playing with yourself and it will go back down. His sister said "Don't worry about it brother it will just fall off like mine did. I don't even have one anymore"!

Mother quickly had to correct that notion before he started to wonder when it would fall off.

Kids do say the most unexpected things!

Margies3 · #59 09-08-2008, 12:58 PM

LOL! that's funny, Esther.

My daycare kids were discussing at lunch one day what gender they are. They went around the table and all declared, "I am a girl." (I had 4 girls and one boy that day). When we got to the boy, he says, "Well, I am a boy!"

One of the 3 year old girls looked at him with her hands on her hips and challenged him - "So, Noah, have you ALWAYS been a boy?!"

I almost fell over laughing!

Margies3 · #60 09-08-2008, 01:00 PM

Last week one day, my son (age 14 - old enough to know better!) and his friend came bursting in the front door loudly and woke up the baby sleeping here in the living room. Then they went straight thru the house out the familyroom door in the back of the house just as loudly - waking up the baby in that room too!!

I must have rolled my eyes something fierce because Macie, who comes from a family of 3 girls, looked at me and said, "And THAT is exactly why I am glad that I never had any boys!"