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Old 04-09-2008, 03:02 PM
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after retainer 1, that would have been a "good dog"

My great grandpa was once heard walking behind the barn with a stray dog and a .44 cal pistole saying "here pup, Im going to make a good dog outta you, i spec".


I was going to tell a similar dog story involving my husband but it's way meaner.
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Old 04-09-2008, 03:03 PM
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go to the T.V. and push the button....

does it work???? no

"honey, it stopped working so I bought a new one"


no lies there...

if he ask , tell him the truth

"the dog ate it"

teachers never bought it, why would he

laugh it off as a joke
Okay, I will be truthful - cause - I know that I can act more mad and then he will stop being mad. Works every time.
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Old 04-09-2008, 03:04 PM
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Just let him know that you are a

No fuel for the fire, SCOT-TAY!
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Old 04-09-2008, 03:12 PM
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My dog just chewed the DVD remote!!!! I'm going to be murdered in cold blood when my husband gets home. He chewed the button that opens the DVD player!!


If that does not work you can find one on the internet.

The remote to a man is as a credit card at Blomingdale's to a woman.

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Old 04-09-2008, 03:15 PM
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If that does not work you can find one on the internet.

The remote to a man is as a credit card at Blomingdale's to a woman.


not if you have kids


"Get up and change that to channel 3 for daddy will ya"?
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Old 04-09-2008, 03:17 PM
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If that does not work you can find one on the internet.

The remote to a man is as a credit card at Blomingdale's to a woman.

My husband doesn't watch much on the t.v. He's usually outside.

The only problem is - he doesn't like my dog, doesn't want a dog and the dog chewed on something he has to replace.
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not if you have kids


"Get up and change that to channel 3 for daddy will ya"?
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Old 04-09-2008, 03:21 PM
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SHOOT THE DOG!
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Old 04-09-2008, 03:22 PM
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SHOOT THE DOG!

FERD, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-09-2008, 03:25 PM
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Well, well, well....

Have you yet sat and said to yourself... "Man... this was a bad idea"?

What - the dog, or the DVD player?
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