Re: The Biblical tithe, re-examined
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Originally Posted by houston View Post
Can’t wait to tell people that they only have to pay tithe on every 10th check...
so only 2-5 checks a year lol
Y'all are really off topic with this nonsense! But since you went there, i really hafta say. Any saint that cares anything about their pastor should never tithe any substance they don't want him to eat. That is straight from the word of God!
Numbers 18:28-31
Thus ye shall offer an heave offering unto the LORD of all your tithes, which ye receive of the children of Israel; and ye shall give thereof the LORD's heave offering to Aaron the priest. 29:Out of all your gifts ye shall offer every heave offering of the LORD, of all the best thereof, even the hallowed part thereof out of it. 30:Therefore thou shalt say unto them, When ye have heaved the best thereof from it, then it shall be counted unto the Levites as the increase of the threshingfloor, and as the increase of the winepress.
31: And ye shall . . .
1. Put it in the bank?
2. Pay church mortgage?
3. Pay the pastor?
4. Pay the utilities?
5. Invest it in the stock market?.
31. And ye shall eat it in every place, ye and your households: for it is your reward for your service in the tabernacle of the congregation.
Ha . . . Mebbe I'll just preach . . .
Anyway . . . Let's keep it on topic . . .
Poor pastor having to get up and preach a message after having to eat those hundred dollar bills? No wonder they are grouchy sometimes! They have the ol' fashioned bellyache! Not to mention having to digest those quarters dimes and nickels. Imagine how those pennies taste. Given by all those stingy pennycostal saints. Small wonder that I've been hearing rumors that some preachers have been putting the tithes in the bank! That is probably not happening of course. But imagine the temptation! It could be too much for the CARNAL ones.