Best Quotes From AFF - Page 7

Pressing-On · #61 11-04-2009, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by *AQuietPlace*

Lol. You might as well. Everything else in creation is posted there.

Esther · #62 11-04-2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On

WOW, you got an infraction, Mizpeh?!!!!

It's like climbing out of the window at night knowing you will get caught when you get back - WHAT A RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

PO your too funny!

Pressing-On · #63 11-04-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Esther

lol

PO your too funny!

I was waiting on that PM to come through infracting me! - What A RUSH - it was worth it!!!

noeticknight · #64 11-04-2009, 04:04 PM

“He has a twin, he proclaims bondage under the delusion that it will make one more appealing to God. This is the stronger twin, he has bound his subjects twice.” -Baron1710-

“Somedays I feel like I am done with this place,but for some reason I keep hanging out here.” -Scott Hutchinson-

“Y'all couldn't win a Rabbi to Matzo Ball soup.” -Steve Epley-

mizpeh · #65 11-04-2009, 04:35 PM

Prax has that industrial sized paint brush just moooovin.

A better analogy would be the Emporer's new clothes. They think they are clothed in salvation but they are on their way to hell.

Courtesy of Jekyll

mizpeh · #66 11-04-2009, 04:35 PM

I'm a Pentecostal but I'm really not so glad
I'd like to be on TBN cause standards make me mad
My heroes all wear pinky rings, I wish that I could too
But maybe after Tampa then my dreams can all come true
And I can finally be myself without a trace of fear
I'm a closet charismatic wondering why I am still her

I'm so much nicer, smarter and more spiritual than you
And if you weren't conservative you'd know that it was true
You're just a Neo-Pharisee and bound with all your rules
And in my secret heart of hearts I think that you're all fools

My arrogance is rancid though it's cloaked as nicey-nice
Embarassed by my heritage I hate to pay the price
I'd chuck my card this minute if I knew I'd lose no folks
But there still might be one or two who'd rather bear the yokes
And staying in enables me to barb and cut and smear
I'm a closet charismatic, wondering why I am still here

Coonskinner's malody

mizpeh · #67 11-04-2009, 04:36 PM

To the tune of "I'm a Pentecostal".

I'm always a Jerk, it comes natural don't you know
Smug and self righteous, from my head down to my toes
I'm so impressed with myself, I'll swear and raise my hand
No one's got nothin on me, not even the Taliban
I'm on a different plain, the highest levels of truth
I love to brow beat people, in the pulpit I'm uncouth
This is just my style, the way I do my thang
I'm a Fasci-costal, I love the sound of my own name

I'm a Fasci-costal, I am not ashamed
Just read the Manual, we need more of the same
Thank God I'm so holy, so godly and so pure
I'm a Fasci-costal, and it makes me such a Boor

Those liberals, moderates and compromisers, they just dont understand,
The only way to run a church is with an iron hand
I take lots of pride in how many I can offend
"Let's chase 'em off" is the motto I share with my UC friends
I'm armed and ready for Conference, Tampa won't be the same
I'm a Fasci-costal, its all about power games

I'm a Fasci-costal, I am not ashamed
Let's make the Manual and the Bible one and the same
Let's keep narrowing the field, lets keep things good and small
I'm a Fasci-costal, I hate French manicures and football

I'm an Apostolic Contender, What A Difference a Line Makes
Someone has got to stand up, against these holiness fakes
Letter writing campaigns is one of our fortes
We'll spend tens of thousands of dollars for these anointed communiques
United means only one thing, and its only what we can afford
I'm a Fasci-costal, a sower of discord

I'm a Fasci-costal, I am not ashamed
I've memorized the Manual, its my claim to fame
I spend so much time on forums, its a wonder I have a wife
I'm a Fasci-costal, I need to get a life

Deacon Blues strikes again!

http://www.apostolicfriendsforum.com...ht=pentecostal