What Type Church Do You Attend?

[BrotherEastman]

Originally Posted by JTULLOCK

Easty is UPC- Ultra Picky Conservative

:sshhh oloroid

[Trouvere]

Originally Posted by CC1

Good grief!! It was a joke meant to be funny. I chose a denomination as far removed from the UPC as I could think of for the joke.

You guys are a trip you are so sensitive and over react. It was not a nice or bad thing to say. It was a joke. You do remember those don't you?

Hey its not a good subject to joke about today.BTW I am not a you guys and I do remember how to joke.I just stay off the sensitive subjects.Honestly it did not sound like a joke but more like mocking.

[berkeley]

Originally Posted by Sheltiedad

I knew someone was gonna say that! I live here:

http://www.thewoodlands.com/

I can ride my bike to dinner or to the grocery store and I work from home so I can watch the squirrels and birds all day long.

beautiful!!!!! A tear trickled down my cheek....

[Trouvere]

Originally Posted by nathan_slatter

I heard a Greek Orthodox Priest preach one time -- and I MEAN PREACH. As good as any Pentecostal I've ever heard. I was quite surprised...

Yeah if you're used to eating canned goods.Maybe you need to hear an Apostolic preacher then.

[Michlow]

I can't decide if I should say that I am between churches, or that I don't attend church.

Originally Posted by Trouvere

Yeah if you're used to eating canned goods.Maybe you need to hear an Apostolic preacher then.

Uh... if you knew Nate's story...

[Digging4Truth]

Originally Posted by Michlow

I can't decide if I should say that I am between churches, or that I don't attend church.

Well CHTatum is to your east... is there a church to your west?

If so... then you are between churches.

[Michlow]

Originally Posted by Trouvere

Yeah if you're used to eating canned goods.Maybe you need to hear an Apostolic preacher then.

Hey! Don't make me hurt you!

[nathan_slatter]

Originally Posted by Trouvere

Yeah if you're used to eating canned goods.Maybe you need to hear an Apostolic preacher then.

ROFLOL... name an Apostolic preacher and I could almost bet that I've heard him -- especially if they've preached some of the bigger ministry conferences (within the "liberal" churches). I was on an apostolic church pew (the second to be exact) when I was 2 weeks old. I missed no service, unless I was sick, until I was in college -- Texas Bible College to be exact. I was a preacher in the apostolic church for around 10 years, myself -- and was quite good, if I may say so. My father was a UPC preacher for 20 years and his father before him was.

Wow -- that little spiel of mine reminds me of Paul:

Though I might also have confidence in the flesh. If any other man thinketh that he hath whereof he might trust in the flesh, I more: Circumcised the eighth day, of the stock of Israel, of the tribe of Benjamin, an Hebrew of the Hebrews; as touching the law, a Pharisee; Concerning zeal, persecuting the church; touching the righteousness which is in the law, blameless. But what things were gain to me, those I counted loss for Christ. Yea doubtless, and I count all things but loss for the excellency of the knowledge of Christ Jesus my Lord: for whom I have suffered the loss of all things, and do count them but dung, that I may win Christ,

[COOPER]

I have been playing the Bass at Amarillo Fellowship Church.