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Old 03-24-2017, 07:07 PM
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Re: My Pastor Preach on Tithing - Faulty Methodolo

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No barbeque, only cast iron.
On a stove? You need a pit or bbq grill. I suppose you could do it in a skillet but seriously, God intended meat to be cooked over a flame.

The brass altar was a bbq grill.
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Old 03-24-2017, 07:33 PM
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On a stove? You need a pit or bbq grill. I suppose you could do it in a skillet but seriously, God intended meat to be cooked over a flame.

The brass altar was a bbq grill.
I'm done with dragging the BBQ out after I'm finished with the day and ready to cook. My wife and daughters built a huge fire pit in the backyard. They had an inferno going one day to cook s'mores. The smoke rose up like a Biblical pillar of smoke of torment. The neighbors called the fire department. Sister Benincasa went out to the front of the house to tell them all was well. They freaked out but in her wonderful gentle way she offered them some dripping chocolate marshmallow graham crackers. They weren't impressed. My oldest daughter called me and told me I needed to get back to the house ASAP.
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Old 03-24-2017, 07:36 PM
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Re: My Pastor Preach on Tithing - Faulty Methodolo

I'm getting taxes back soon and I'm "tithing" by grilling and smoking a huge pork roast and making all the fixings n desert.
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Old 03-24-2017, 07:52 PM
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I'm done with dragging the BBQ out after I'm finished with the day and ready to cook. My wife and daughters built a huge fire pit in the backyard. They had an inferno going one day to cook s'mores. The smoke rose up like a Biblical pillar of smoke of torment. The neighbors called the fire department. Sister Benincasa went out to the front of the house to tell them all was well. They freaked out but in her wonderful gentle way she offered them some dripping chocolate marshmallow graham crackers. They weren't impressed. My oldest daughter called me and told me I needed to get back to the house ASAP.

Spoilsports....They weren't real firefighters if they turned up their noses at freshly made snores.

They were probably more upset at the stupid neighbor.
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I'm getting taxes back soon and I'm "tithing" by grilling and smoking a huge pork roast and making all the fixings n desert.
Your pastor pays the light bill with food?

How does one get a pork roast in that little envelope to Entergy Louisiana?
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Spoilsports....They weren't real firefighters if they turned up their noses at freshly made snores.

They were probably more upset at the stupid neighbor.
The neighbor was outside looking like this...
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The pastor I am under has his own construction business in addition to pastoring.

The effort and time and money I am putting into making all this will well exceed 10% .

It's what was laid on my heart and it's what I'm going to do. I'm going to bless the man of God and his family with the works of my hands.

Keep in mind that I don't even have a job at the moment dude and I have a wife and kid and possibly another kid on the way.

He ain't strugglin to keep the lights on.

Now when you become my pastor Ill just give you money and keep my cooking to myself.

I would have made you a 🍌 pudding but nooooo! Lol
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The neighbor was outside looking like this... :-p
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The pastor I am under has his own construction business in addition to pastoring.

The effort and time and money I am putting into making all this will well exceed 10% .

It's what was laid on my heart and it's what I'm going to do. I'm going to bless the man of God and his family with the works of my hands.

Keep in mind that I don't even have a job at the moment dude and I have a wife and kid and possibly another kid on the way.

He ain't strugglin to keep the lights on.

Now when you become my pastor Ill just give you money and keep my cooking to myself.

I would have made you a 🍌 pudding but nooooo! Lol
Bro, believe me, God provides. Whether you are a full time evangelist, a young couple starting a home mission, or a cook who makes an awesome Hawaiian pizza with chunks (I do mean CHUNKS) of pineapples and smoke ham.

Banana pudding?

You know how to make banana pudding? I love banana pudding.
How about RED VELVET CAKE!!!!
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