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Old 05-30-2007, 05:18 PM
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Well, I don't own more than two computers. Oh, and we have a well and septic! Does that count? (Shamefully, I admit that the well pump is electric.)
Timmy, I am back, the wise one here to answer your question, fortunately for you. You need to wing those two computers out the door and use your neighbors. It's holier to be a mooch than actually admit you like computers. It's kind of like Apostolics with TV's in hotels. You get it.

As far as the well and septic, yes that counts for something. But you should have a gasoline powered pump. Unless you have a generator. The idea is to be SEPARATED from the worldly systems. Something Apostolics act like they know something about but the only thing they do is make their women wear dresses and stop cutting their hair. They aren't really separated at all.
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Emma, what advice do you offer to those here wanting to break the great chains that bind them to lurk even after logging off. How do we get Unregistered to stop posting on this forum?

Gee brother thanks for the encouragement.
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Emma, what advice do you offer to those here wanting to break the great chains that bind them to lurk even after logging off. How do we get Rhoni to stop posting on this forum?

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Timmy, I am back, the wise one here to answer your question, fortunately for you. You need to wing those two computers out the door and use your neighbors. It's holier to be a mooch than actually admit you like computers. It's kind of like Apostolics with TV's in hotels. You get it.

As far as the well and septic, yes that counts for something. But you should have a gasoline powered pump. Unless you have a generator. The idea is to be SEPARATED from the worldly systems. Something Apostolics act like they know something about but the only thing they do is make their women wear dresses and stop cutting their hair. They aren't really separated at all.
Thank you, Emma. Your wisdom is a breath of fresh air.
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I was ticked too, but BOOMM is using one of those YOU tricks where it says YOUR name, whoever you are!
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Thank you, Emma. Your wisdom is a breath of fresh air.
If you have any more questions I will be happy to help you out. I'm pretty impressive once I forget about dinner and eggs and moon pies and get going.
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I was ticked too, but BOOMM is using one of those YOU tricks where it says YOUR name, whoever you are!
Oh yeah..I forgot

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He ought to be drug out into the street and run over with a full hay wagon.
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Old 05-30-2007, 05:48 PM
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Whoa! I just had an epiphany!! This is a prophecy direct from heaven!! I would that Unregistered would repent and give up all worldly things! Give your heart to the Lord and be ye separate!! Follow the ways of Emma and the Amish and you will find rest for your soul Unregistered!!!!!
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Emma I would love to run away to Amish country but who would take care of my fifteen kids?
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