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Old 05-31-2007, 07:56 AM
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Emma I would love to run away to Amish country but who would take care of my fifteen kids?
Ach! Kids are no sweat here. Actually, you'd need them to help run the farm. So, when are you coming?
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Old 05-31-2007, 09:16 AM
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Hey Emma!


You're looking very plain!

What beauty tips can you offer the women of AFF?

Some of 'em really need all the help they can get.
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Old 05-31-2007, 11:18 AM
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Hey Emma!


You're looking very plain!

What beauty tips can you offer the women of AFF?

Some of 'em really need all the help they can get.
Of course I do! Might I point out that you are very smart to ask.

First of all, stop wasting time with shavers, eyebrow pluckers, eyelash curlers, hair curlers, face cream, perfume and all that nonsense. Get rid of your ribbons, bows, gold buttons, fancy patterns and such. Learn to rely wholly on God for your beauty! Get out in the sun and outdoors!! Pull weeds and plant seeds!! Forget the exercise machines and clubs! Just get up at 5AM and work until late. Who needs to pay for that?? Don't waste your time or your money anymore. Get exercise by work and tan by sun. Don't show anymore beauty than that to anyone but your husband.

There you have it....plain and simple.
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Old 05-31-2007, 11:51 AM
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Hello Ron,

The internet is very evil. Forums are okay as long as you only get them in email format. I use my neighbors computer and electricity, so it doesn't count. Are you finding fault with me? It's that old hobgoblin of consistency that you are trying to pigeonhole me with. Well, it won't work for somebody who thinks half naked women on internet is okay but half naked women on TV is wrong!
Oh Emma... this is a slippery slope.
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Old 05-31-2007, 11:53 AM
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Oh Emma... this is a slippery slope.
Don't worry about her, D4T... she and "her kind" have been sliding down this slope for years and seem no worse for the wear! Their holiness is contrived anyway... I have spoken to some who have walked away and OH the STORIES they told!

Unregistered walks away shaking their head slowly and sadly!
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:00 PM
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I can't find anything "Holy" about the Amish??

What's up wit' Dat??
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:53 PM
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Oh Emma... this is a slippery slope.
she's going charismatic..
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Old 06-01-2007, 09:04 AM
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Oh Emma... this is a slippery slope.
Take the mote out of your own eye, friend. When you start driving a horse and buggy, come and see me.
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Old 06-01-2007, 09:05 AM
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Don't worry about her, D4T... she and "her kind" have been sliding down this slope for years and seem no worse for the wear! Their holiness is contrived anyway... I have spoken to some who have walked away and OH the STORIES they told!

Unregistered walks away shaking their head slowly and sadly!
Yeah. Years ago, you Apostolic people didn't listen to the radio either.
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Old 06-01-2007, 09:06 AM
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she's going charismatic..
If I was going to be going anything it would be "going fancy" or "going English" which I am neither, thank you very much!
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