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Old 07-04-2009, 10:08 PM
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AFF Press Conference: Timmy Talks

From time to time we here at AFF call a press conference.

Our beloved Timmy will soon give a statement. There has been much speculation regarding Timmy's beliefs, or perhaps more accurately unbeliefs.

Please stay tuned here for a full statement and disclosure of Timmy's Articles Of Faithlessness.


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Old 07-05-2009, 06:05 AM
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Re: AFF Press Conference: Timmy Talks

And we give into his need for attention- yet again... From my understanding, he is a former AG, currently agnostic- never apostolic, let's see if I'm wrong.

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Old 07-05-2009, 06:35 AM
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Re: AFF Press Conference: Timmy Talks

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And we give into his need for attention- yet again... From my understanding, he is a former AG, currently agnostic- never apostolic, let's see if I'm wrong.

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Well, he's alive, so there's still hope. Praying for Timmy......
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Re: AFF Press Conference: Timmy Talks

He works with Paul...
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....he prays when he falls off ladders. At least on the way down...


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Old 07-05-2009, 08:04 AM
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And we give into his need for attention- yet again... From my understanding, he is a former AG, currently agnostic- never apostolic, let's see if I'm wrong.

-Bro. Alex
And? Should that prevent him from posting here?
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Old 07-05-2009, 08:40 AM
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And? Should that prevent him from posting here?
Of course it should.



Only those who agree 100% with everything presented here should post here.











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Old 07-05-2009, 08:57 AM
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Re: AFF Press Conference: Timmy Talks

Thank you for coming, ladies and gentlemen. It is with regret that I must postpone the press conference until later this afternoon, due to a scheduling conflict. (I'm on my way to church. I'm not kidding! )

We apologize for the inconvenience.
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And? Should that prevent him from posting here?
He has not been banned by admins. so apparently it does not matter. I just ignore him because he does not believe that the Bible is inspired. Therefore, we cannot have any discussion/debate about anything because that is my core belief; if he will not believe the Bible then there is nothing I can tell him. I believe in a loving God...he in one that will take pleasure in my pain and ignore my cries for help.
BUT I can much more tolerate his posts than I can those who are so bound by religion that all they can post is the "company line" whether it be UPC or some preacher/pastor who has "taught" them the way.
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He has not been banned by admins. so apparently it does not matter. I just ignore him because he does not believe that the Bible is inspired. Therefore, we cannot have any discussion/debate about anything because that is my core belief; if he will not believe the Bible then there is nothing I can tell him. I believe in a loving God...he in one that will take pleasure in my pain and ignore my cries for help.
BUT I can much more tolerate his posts than I can those who are so bound by religion that all they can post is the "company line" whether it be UPC or some preacher/pastor who has "taught" them the way.
Theres nothing wrong with this being a open forum, even ex-apostolics or burned out christians have a fair say as much as anyone. That's why this board is growing and interesting while other boards like CAF and JP are exclusive and fairly boring (since they ban anyone who doesnt fit in their box)
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